That’s like playing goat simulator and complaining it’s not a trucking simulator

Yeah, they’re both technically the same genre, but they’re not trying to focus on the same things.

Horizon is a beautiful open world filled with wondrous things to murder. The combat is intricate, nuanced, and as variable as you care to…

Sometimes science takes longer to catch on than common sense lol

Pretty sure this has been a known human fact since bubbles first formed on a jar of wort.

How many shitty “what is Romeo and Juliet were bananas?”-style Shakespeare movies did your generation pump out? Or every generation since the fucker died?

It’s a quick climb from “but they’re pedos” to “but they’re ‘violent protesters’” 

JFC , there’s literally one in every comment-section.

“The Handmaiden’s Tale gives more proof that men are complicit in and designed a religiously-motivated patriarchal system that oppresses women but seriously, not all men though, most men are great people even if they unconsciously or unknowingly participate in…

Wouldn’t the customizable HUD feature allow you to disable that if you don’t like it? I keep mine fully hidden until I tap the touchpad

I spend so much time squinting at the map going “the fuck is that squiggle representing? Is it shaded because I cleared it or didn’t clear it? Does it clean stuff? Do you eat it?”

Over the Garden Wall, Steven Universe, and - as much as this may seem in violation of the rules - Rick and Morty.

It’s animated, funny, and makes light of the worst kinds of existential suffering in a way that makes the daily ins-and-outs of depression a bit more bearable.

101 nations participate in WWII but it’s always the same two over-played countries and over-play battles with over-played weapons.

There are so many awesome sides to play as for a WWII game.

Soviet Valkyrie snipers? Resistance fighters/Free France? The African front? China? South America? Greece? India? Nepali Gurkhas…

Why does WWII always have to be so fucking bland?

You know that war had Finnish ski snipers? FINNISH SKI SNIPERS!

when that thing grows up, pumps blood into it’s wings, unfurls them, and soars into the night sky to devour your face - don’t say we didn’t warn you

From the man who drinks Jameson? Pft!

Your device getting disabled is for security; because it can be hijacked and used maliciously to cause public harm.

Other people seeing that your device was disabled for this reason - and manufacturers seeing this - will actually spur a renewal in security consideration

These companies are truly misunderstanding the success of streaming services.

The reason I pay for Netflix is because I’m only paying $14 a month to watch a huge selection of a huge scope of genres in a high-quality format that loads quickly; most importantly, the convenience and risk reduction of Netflix counters the…

Some people don’t play games to put in hundreds of hours of time in order to get to something interesting. OP drew a comparison to No Man’s Sky because you at least discover something (bland as it may be) on each planet, in each solar system.

People have different tastes. It’s cool.

Yeah, and that is also supported by evidence.

What do the police do if they see you have an unsecured firearm on your front porch? They confiscate it. Any reasonable person would. It’s dangerous to the community.

Protein: roasted salmon. Stoneware baking dish, add butter & herbs of choice, let melt and infuse, add salmon skin-side up, after 3 min pull skin (save for delicious salmon bacon), flip, 3 more min. For guests, cooked perfectly; for myself, perfectly cooked means undercooked.

Cocktail: I call it the “Sexy Lowfur” -…

Late and controversial addition: overly polite drivers.

Right-of-way exists for a reason; do not let me turn left at an intersection where left yields on green. If you let me go and then change your mind and hit me, this is my fault still.

Just don’t let people out/wave people on. Right-of-way has it under control. I…

CEO’s will just have the AI do all the work and they will continue to play golf, drink scotch, and do blow with prostitutes.

Until the ownership of the means of production shifts, this will have no impact on working people or the broader population.

I certainly don’t