If Ebert is The Christ, then who's Todd Harkheiser? — smile

I was half kidding, I barely remember it since it's been at least 25 years since I've seen it. The bomb scare thing sticks out because when I first saw it I was like, "Damn, he couldn't just pull a fire alarm?!?" I was also in high school when it was out and I remember thinking it was subversive as hell because it was…

David Belle played the same role in Banlieue 13 and the American remake, Brick Mansions — smile

He fought Jackie Chan in a movie a couple of years ago — smile

Possibly. Here are the caveats: She does not do animal acts. She does not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. She will not shave her pu$$y, no fistfcuking and absolutely no coming in her face. She gets $2000 a day and does not work without a contract — smile

That wasn't just some lady! That's the lady you call when your Cherry 2000 breaks down and you need her to round up some spare parts from the post apocalyptic side of town — smile

In English please! — smile

You'd think Al Franken would be able to do something about that, seeing as how he's now a US Senator. Now that I think about it, maybe he's the one suppressing it. Isn't that the movie where a townie phones in a bomb threat to c*ck block Senator Franken? That's not PC anymore — smile

Some thoughts from watching the video:

"Los Locos kick your ass!
Los Locos kick your face!
Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!" — smile

I gotta hand it to Tyra Banks. It's pretty high brow to invite someone across the country to come in on your dime just so you can insult them to their face. It's much classier than doing it anonymously on the cyber. That's some next level hatin' right there — smile

This movie sounds like it needs Dalton Castle AND The Boys — smile
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Fcuk that guy and the Alamo Drafthouse — smile

Where's Uwe Boll when we need him? — smile

"Right turn, Clyde!" — smile

You mean Apollo's illegitimate daughter? — smile

I gotta hand it to The CW. It's extraordinarily progressive to cast a Latin actor as a white collar criminal instead of as the guy with a switchblade, the guy with a zip gun, or any of the guys trying to scam Johnny #5 into ripping off a bunch of car stereos — smile

I will not be subjected to criminal abuse — smile

I kept expecting Matt Damon to burst into Iron Man 3 and say, "Dr. Wu is drunk on milk drink and this unnamed woman is far too beautiful and delicate a flower to possibly be competent in any mental capacity. Thus, it falls to me, a white male, to save the life of another white male so that he may save China" — smile

Ewok is also never said in Return of the Jedi, yet everyone knew they were Ewoks in 1983 without the internet; such was the strength of the 20th Century Fox marketing department and merchandising — smile