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Hobie Doyle can't act — smile

Somewhere else on here, there's a video that asserts that Wiley Wiggins doesn't deserve a pass — smile

Why is she dressed like that in the photo? — smile

Is this why the NYPD is calling for a boycott? — smile

"Rover! What a fcuked up name for a dog!
How about Kermit?
No, that is a name for a frog!" — Lil' Orphan smile

"Beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day he was born!" — Prosecution's Opening Statement

I'm pretty sure Sony owns the rights to all of those, at least in America — smile

I'm pretty sure Nulee's Gold is an Asylum movie starring Petey Fondue and Nicolas Cage — smile

His dog wouldn't happened to be named Macauley Culkin by any chance, huh? — smile

Tiffany Haddish plays Hi-C in Keanu — smile

"Hobie Doyle can't act!" — Lawrence Larentz

In Space! — smile

If it's comin' at me, how am I going to keep it out of my eyes without the glasses? — smile

In Eric Roberts defense, he did that one by accident because Bill Murray told him that he was next "working on a talking cat movie with the Coen Brothers," and Eric Roberts called his agent and told him to get him on the "talking cat movie." On a related note, Michael Biehn starred in Navy SEALS by accident because he

If Eric Roberts is playing The Governor, he's most likely the one to Get Naked! as in, "Governor Spitzer-Weiner, it doesn't matter if the girl 'wanted to see you coming,' you really need to learn the difference between Facebook Messenger and Facebook Live"— smile

Do we know how many of those credits were on projects Eric Roberts made to apologize for other projects (i.e. Best of the Best 2 was made as an apology for the poor quality of Best of the Best)? — smile

She's showing her kids the wrong Will Ferrell movie. A few years back, I asked my kid what theme she wanted for her birthday party and she replied by yelling, "THE FCUKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!" I get choked up just thinking about it. Great times — smile

So, A Dog's Purpose is to sniff bombs? — smile

The hunt for serial killers was the Kevin Bacon one — smile

Was that season the one where the main villain was Pik Van Cleef and his spectacular plan to rescue one of his henchmen was to simply call Amnesty International and tell them CTU was torturing his friend and let them handle it? That was some bold sh!t right there — smile