Kung Fu Hip Hop is the Chinese state approved version of Wu-Tang Clan — smile

It would probably be easier to reboot Freddy's Nightmares — smile

Snake has had issues with The Old Man ever since he shot his eye out with that Red Ryder BB gun The Old Man got him for Christmas against the sound advice of, well, everyone — smile

It better not star Danny Trejo. Just sayin' — smile

Why does everyone automatically think Cracker Barrel is wrong? It's possible that Brad's wife was fired for cause. I'll bet a dollar that everyone on the internet is going to feel like assh*les if it's revealed that Brad's wife was fired for raping children bent over a barrel of crackers. Seriously, would you want to…

"Would they send us somewhere special?" — John Winger

Though Lena Luthor seems thirsty as hell for Kara

They were, but they weren't superheroes — smile

Trying to say this in the least troll way possible, but someone "questioning their sexuality" isn't the same as having truly 100% positive LBGT representation. All of those people in so called "gay conversion" therapy are also "questioning their sexuality," but I don't think they're able to do so in a healthy and…

Is Balthazar Getty going to play his grandfather? — smile

You'd think they'd credit the writer of the episode, huh? — smile

I thought "David Miami" was the name of Caruso's character on that show where he solves crimes — smile

"A Film by McG" — smile

Boy, that broad really looks like she takes a bath! I love broads that take baths because it's depressing how filthy most of these urchin broads are in 1933, I tell ya! She's probably doesn't even need to have her beaver deloused! Boy, she's so white, I'll bet she takes a bath in milk! Speaking of which, didn't we…

Fcuk you, assh*le! — smile

They should just have Wolverine fight everybody ad nauseam:

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is a total ripoff of that movie — smile

So, there's no paved roads in your town? I say town because cities have paved roads — smile

Also, Chinese money partially funds the big ones these days, so you get Chinese actors in them — smile

@matthew_stechel:disqus He plays Stacks, the Lufthansa heist getaway driver who doesn't get rid of the truck like he's supposed to, the Feds get a print, and Joe Pesci kills him. "I thought you were in here with one of yo' bitches!? "I was, wheredafcuk is she?" — smile