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It was sort of live streamed. It buffered a few times, so it was slightly delayed streamed. The other piece of important information is that no one could explain how big Kong was, and depending on who you asked, you got a different answer — smile

It's antic comic relief with a dash of maudlin romantic tear jerkiness — smile

Which one? The one where Kong wins or the one where Godzilla wins? — smile

"Watchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" — smile

A wizard did it. Whenever you have a question like that the answer is, "A wizard did it" — smile

"I could use some chap stick, though" — smile

It should also be part of the X-Men universe. It could be McAvoy's service animal run amok — smile

The post credits scene is spoiled by the end credits, which list the various trademarked creature names and who owns them. Found footage seems to be the new way to launch a movie universe — smile

Eventually, plus some others — smile

How about a sticky maple? — smile

PETA — smile

While dressed as Batman? — smile

He looks like a preppy Braveheart — Nick Webber, Hot Tub Time Machine 2

Voyager and Enterprise — smile

She was married to Jack Ryan — smile

Do the BIM! — smile

I don't know why I expected that James Woods was going to storm the stage in a coked out fury and yell, "Death to Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!" in that clip, but since I did, it was pretty anticlimactic — smile

Damn, that was some real life David Brent sh!t right there, complete with the guys in the car laughing, "Are you getting this on tape?" "Yeah!" I wonder who picked up the tab — smile

If memory serves, Edge is rolling with Donnie Yen in that one for some reason — smile

It's explained that:
1. He's Immortal.
2. He can't impregnate anyone.