That is pretty fcuked up. It puts him on a par with Chewbacca's Mom — smile

If they were time travelers, that's the one I remember — smile

"You're a liar!" — MacLeod

We are at that point, now. The movie was made 32 years ago — smile

The immortals were aliens in that sh!t? I thought they were time travelers from the Hyborean days, which only sort of makes sense in regards to the first movie, but they were aliens? How did I miss that? Am I remembering the wrong thing?

The one running gag I remember from that movie was that C. Thomas Howell was playing "himself" before it was hip to do that, but no one in the movie knew who he was, leading him to list his movies, none of which anyone had seen, until he mentions Soul Man to a cop, who asks who he played, and Howell replies, "The…

"You spare the women?!?" — Hedley Lamarr
"Hell no! We rape the sh!t out of them at the Number 9 Dance later that night." —Taggart

The Shrimp on the Barbie gets points from me because it's sort of Cheech's Road Warrior: his nemesis is Wez and his buddy is The Gyro Captain — smile

The reason low budget dreck like this isn't screened for critics is because when critics shell out their own money to watch it for the purpose of reviewing it, that's how the makers profit. Uwe Boll figured that out, but worked that concept too hard because people no longer had to pay to see his movies to know they…

Their mission was to boldly go where no man had gone before. How is that not pioneering? — smile

That's what the Axanar team really should have learned from Gene Roddenberry: change the name when sued. When the Wagon Train people threatened to sue him over Wagon Train in Space, Roddenberry was like, "What? I never heard ofWagon Train in Space, my sh!t is called Star Trek. I even wrote lyrics for the theme song,…

Money — smile

OOOIIIEEE!!! — smile
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Wow! No need to get personal. I do have to respectfully disagree with your point. Erika Eleniak's naked breasts (and buns) were on display with far greater aplomb in the movie Chasers, directed by Dennis Hopper, who refashioned himself into the Russ Meyer of the late 1980's through mid 1990's. Whether or not you like…

Sperman? Is that Orgazmo's non-union Mexican equivalent? — smile

I love Powers Boothe's response to a guy pulling a gun on him and yelling, "Freeze!":

Technically, everything Erika Eleniak appears in also have her t!ts. It's not like she can leave them at home — smile

The Music Palace — smile

—sometimes dialogue had to be changed, but those changes always led to a better thing.

She's also great in Moonlight — smile