Do you read Sutter Caine? — smile

In all seriousness, he should replace Peter Capaldi as Doctor Who — smile

So many thoughts, I can't even go with one. You all can decide which is best from the no particular order list — smile

They should've given Joker a mustache — smile

Batman Day is the guy that knocked up Daniel Day Lewis' mother — smile

The worst was definitely Peter Molyneux's "Cereal," which was an empty box that he claimed was part of a complete breakfast — smile

Why doesn't the AV Club ask Christian Bale if it's him? Are you worried that he might respond with a rant? Something along the lines of, "What kind of stupid fcuking question is that?!? Are you professional? NO, SHUT THE FCUK UP, YOU'RE AMATEUR!!!" — smile

I wrote in my blog about the greatness of Grease 2 a few years back. I'll link to it if anyone asks. Also, I'm still baffled as to why "Charades" was never covered by Kurt Hummel on Glee; that sh!t would've been #1 on iTunes for weeks — smile

I was confused as to why the only censored one nipple at 0:26 or so. Did they run out of money to censor both? — smile

It's been at least 15 years since I've seen it, so I stand corrected. I might be remembering wrong, but I think part of Highway's reaction is also embarrassment because they march past a female officer as the marine is sounding off. She chuckles about it, but again, I might be confusing this part with a whole other…

In the movie "Old Enough," some kids are playing stickball, and a dude pitches gently to an 11 year old girl and the dude's sister yells at him, "Pussy whipped pitcher!"— smile

"He had to go shake the dew off his lily!"
"What's that?"
"He had to go take a piss" — smile

"Model A Ford & a tank full of gas/A mouthful of pussy & a handful of ass!" — smile

I love this comments section. Kevin Smith should run for president, as he seems to be the Anti-Trump. Also, as far weird names go, I wanted to call my kid "Tron Legacy," but my baby mama said, "Stop doing peyote," so now my daughter is named "Stop Doing Peyote from The Lower East Side," because that's what I wrote on…

Sean Penn is the dad — smile

That pederast — smile

That's a mouthful. "Dammit, in the litter box, After Something Batman-related!" — smile

Bialystock & Bloom — smile

Not only that, but he had the pull to demand that they bring back his childhood crush, the chick that played Caitlin, who wasn't even remotely on the show by that point, so that he could make out with her in front of his actual wife. I guess they weren't really making out, it was their "characters," but still, that…

I learned that from Mr. Freeze. He told Poison Ivy he always wears a size smaller because it makes him look slimmer. I guess neither of them passed that tip on to Harley Quinn — smile