Calling it unwatchable would be insensitive to blind AV Club readers — smile

Was he an American Gladiator? — smile

Believe it not, Wayne's World holds up well, especially if you pretend Rob Lowe's character is called "Buzz Feed" — smile

"Scrotal Recall" is so bad they retitled it. I think it's called "OW! My balls!" now — smile

That scene where Regina King gets body slammed on the crap table is pretty misogynoiristic (I'm not 100 that I spelled that correctly, it's not in the OED) — smile

As long as he's voiced by Doug E. Fresh, you know that kid from down the block — smile
https://youtu.be/fh8hB1tAip…

Lumpy masturbates too much, that's why his palms are so hairy — smile

Apatow? Is that you? — smile

I though Kevin Smith named his son "Quinn Harley" after his wife vetoed "and The Marlboro Man" as in "Jay & Silent Bob and The Marlboro Man" — smile

How could you not remember Garth Knight, the identical (aside from his evil goatee) not brother of Michael Knight who ran a blood diamond mine in Africa, walked with a pimp stick and rolled around in G.O.L.I.A.T.H., an indestructible truck with the voice of no one, because it had rocket launchers instead of a…

This makes me want to watch In Bruges — smile

Or Matthew McConaughey, the tallest guy I've ever seen yell, "I'm a dwarf!!" — smile
http://www.joblo.com/videos…

It's actually ATARI's Cloak and Dagger — smile

Not as Glorious as Bobby Roode — smile

I repressed the memory of that one — smile

I'm pretty sure that's Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann, in which Fred Ward goes back in time to be raped into existence at gunpoint by his grandmother after she gets a look as his c*ck while he's bathing. Rated PG — smile

The really weird scenes are the ones with some balding 40 year old dude hooking up with some 19 year old blonde and she's like, "Stop it, I'm your mom!" in phonetic English — smile

Bray Wyatt's is "Follow the buzzards." Also acceptable would be, "[This venue], we're here."

"Speak up, you mealy mouthed son of a bitch!" — smile

These days Kurt Angle says, "It's real, it's damn real," presumably because WWE trademarked his original thing and he doesn't want to have to pay them royalties — smile