This reminds of when Jackie Chan made Rumble In The Bronx prominently featuring that world famous New York City landmark, The Vancouver Island Mountain Range — smile

SECOND WAVE!! DIVE!!!!
OH WELL!! WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER?!?!?! DIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!!! — smile

She was so hot that when she possessed Patrick Stewart to speak through him, Steve Railsback made out with Patrick Stewart — smile

Power over nature — smile

I wish David Lynch had chose Return of the Jedi — smile

I love the part when he rides the Graboid and that other part where the bald guy that Railsback made out with in Lifeforce trains him to fight 8-bit Minecraft style. +1 for the most ballsy artistic choice: Sting is in the movie, but the theme song is by Toto — smile

What the hell is a gigawatt?!? — smile

It's one of the side effects of candy ass. Viewed from behind, it's not a gap, it's a gape — smile

Buff his head — smile

That's not accurate. Jesus was the original zombie – smile

Surprisingly, The Edge's actual name is Dwayne Johnson — smile

Is that the one where the dude playing Superman was all method and adamant that they not use blanks, resulting in his being totally unbelievable as Superman because he wasn't a good enough actor to convincingly play bulletproof? — smile

"It's called 'Turn Off The Dark,' but it's going to be dark as fcuk to appeal to the sarcastically ironic hipsters I've been smoking grass with the last few years" — Julie Taymor (ironically sarcastic)

400 years ago? Is that Earth years or Zeist years? — smile

Roxanne Hart, if you mean that gal who played the NYPD lady — smile

Fighting against Roman Reigns' uncle, no less — smile

"The Godfathers of Underground Fighting in Thailand do not look like Christopher Lambert!" — Constance Wu, as soon as she hears about this

"She's My Lesbian Cousin 4" is where the series jumped the shark because Steve Guttenberg and Bobcat Goldwait left — smile

I thought she was the child that Kevin Spacey wanted to molest in American Pie — smile

Why not? That's a standard pro wrestling clause — smile