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Anyone who has seen promos for Ballers knows The Rock has a beef with Vin Diesel, Riddick gets dissed right off the bat — smile
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But that's what happens in Jason Bourne, he has a montage that makes him decide, "You know what? I still need to know who I am!" — smile

Topping it off, The Transporter's Dad is way cooler — smile

I kept wanting the twist to be that his actual identity isn't Bourne or Webb, but it's Aaron Cross and he's been fight clubbing it this whole time. I also wanted Vincent Cassel's top secret Las Vegas scheme to involve break dancing. I did like the meta joke of Tommy Lee Jones being the one to give him amnesia. Also,

Phantasm II is the one with Alchemy. If memory serves, it's also the one where Reggie invents the double double barrel shotgun, but I was still more interested in Alchemy — smile

Even Rocky had a montage! — smile

Expect a guest appearance from Peter Petrelli's bare ass — smile

I'd love to see them against those Duck Dynasty yokels. I'm not sure that's Discovery, but they'd be good Trek villains. Picture them up against characters like Sulu, Sisko, Janeway, Chakotay, Seven of Nine, Worf, Tuvok, Bashir and, just for randomness, Holodeck Moriarty — smile

"But it was Octurian, so why does that even matter?" — smile

Jimi Hendrix was a Cylon?!? — smile

So is Angela Bassett the Captain or what? — smile

So, Oliver Stone was right? — smile

Peeky Blinders? Is that about voyeurism? — smile

"I'm Derek Jeter! I'm supposed to be back here!" — smile

Does Hulu have the rights to stream "Ass"? — smile

Just don't play Pokemon GO while cruising for prostitutes. Problem solved — smile

That was Magneto. It's explained in that X-Men movie where Wolverine goes berserk, runs around naked, smokes cigars and has sexual tension with Jean Grey — smile

Idris Elba is great on that show — smile

"… und if you donut help me now, den TO HELL WITCHU!!" — smile

The original Wall Street is pretty good, in spite of some '80s style in places. It's the only they tried to turn into a franchise — smile