Why would anyone molest a pocket? — smile

Death to Videodrome! Long live the new flesh! — smile

It's only strange if you don't get the symbolism. Snowden is the Boy Wonder — smile

At some point, while on Ambien, Oliver Stone must have watched a marathon of Terminator Genisys, Stephen King's Cell and that Doctor Who where The Master turns himself into Barack Obama — smile

The Enterprise wasn't reimagined as Dom Toretto's crew, Justin Lin reimagined Toretto's crew as the Enterprise's in Fast 5/Furious 6. I tweeted this out 3 years ago (and probably helped get Lin the gig on Beyond) — smile
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"That's it? That's all? VAN DAMME! What happened to the pimps? What happened to the guns? What happened to the curse words?" — smile

They wanted him to try that when they cast him as the Predator, and JCVD was like, "Hell no, I'll break my leg doing the splits on stilts," then Arnold and McTiernan called him a girlie man and put another dude on stilts, who promptly broke his leg. Then Kevin Peter Hall was cast as the Predator — smile

That was her first word — smile

I thought his last name was "in Charge" — smile

Bo Derek's tits! — smile

Ah, but is she more classy than a cup of Scott Baio's piss? I think we need to get the Mythbusters or Neil Degrasse Tyson on this — smile

Makes sense. He is The Greatest American Hero — smile

FACT 1: True fact is a redundancy. All facts are true by definition.

No worries. Just to be clear, I'm plugging the venue over this film — smile

"Because you watched Cosmopolis, you'll enjoy Robsessed" — Netflix
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Oh, would that it were so simple — smile

It's running evenings at Anthology Film Archives — smile

It was rumored that Sly was dating "The redhead in the front row," from Rocky V, the one that Stu Nahan heard, "goes down real cheap!" — smile

It was made by The Asylum, so it's incredible that Debbie Gibson and/or Tiffany aren't in it also — smile

I was literally typing her name as you posted this — smile