There already is a female knockoff of The Expendables. It's called Mercenaries and stars Vivica A. Fox, Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, Cynthia Rothrock and Brigitte Nielsen (who was Sly's Expendable Wife, which is probably why he feels compelled to deny any involvement) — smile

You must be playing the Google Glass version — smile

"We Belieb that Anne Frank would have loved to get out of that musty attic and play Pokemon Go!" — some guy that makes money off of Pokemon Go

I'm surprised there's no mention of the ill conceived boxing cross over, Mike Tyson's Donkey Punch — smile

This game is officially better than Ingress — smile

It's totally inappropriate to comment on age of consent laws in various locales in a Pokemon article. Those comments belong in the "Transformers and the Funkee Bunch directed by Michael Bay" review — smile

I knew I wasn't bugging out and that was an actual movie. Thanks — smile

Hot Tub Time Machine is the spiritual sequel to Better Off Dead — smile

Nice try, but they have a face to face confrontation in School Daze — smile

I thought that was Maximum Overdrive — smile

I'm confused. I thought Cell was a movie where Kim Basinger calls Captain America to rescue her and Cap is like, "Do you know where you are?" and she goes, "Yes! I'm in the trunk of Jason Statham's car!" — smile

I haven't read through the comments, so I'm not sure if anyone realizes this (George Takei doesn't seem to), but they did create a new gay character for Star Trek Beyond: Sulu's boyfriend (husband? Trying to avoid spoilers), unless Sulu is f*cking one of the crew (again, trying to avoid spoilers) — smile

Someone daring — smile

I haven't watched in while, but Will Smith & Jeff Goldblum fly to the mothership in outer space and steal Spock's move from Wrath of Khan: Goldblum uses his computer to get the alien ships to lower their shields. Back in the skies above earth fighting the low orbit saucer, somehow Randy Quaid is the only one armed…

No, but they're going to get a Gordon Ramsey statue there pretty soon — smile

What the f*ck happened to the RoboCop statue? Did the remake ruin the good will? — smile

You're confusing Will Smith with Randy Quaid. If you ask Randy Quaid, he would tell you that happens a lot — smile

Seth Rogan is Jewish, so there won't be an uncut version — smile

This reminds me of the time I took the kids to see Monster's Ball instead of Monsters Inc. — smile

The tone is definitely lightened by those reshoots. Those characters were originally known as Rape Troopers — smile