Yeah, they wouldn't let Will Smith be an astronaut because his girlfriend was a stripper, and they didn't even let her strip because it's a PG-13 movie. The other stripper in the movie gets blown up. That's two roles — smile

I can't wait for the one where top billed Brent Spiner plays his ancestor fighting the Tremors in the Old West — smile

"You wanna read my manifesto? It's called "Up Your Ass!" — smile

If Annabelle is the most racist horror movie you've ever seen, then Annabelle is the only horror movie you've ever seen — smile

But Aquaman is being played by Khal Drogo, and it's the gritty reboot, so maybe there could be a scene where he rapes Splash to establish his power over nature… in IMAX 3D with a 4DX seat that jams a piston up your rectum and sprays you in the face with water and other fluids — smile

Does he dance in it? — smile

I agree. A big name is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon — smile

According the end credits, this is "Based on characters created by Cary and Chad Hayes," leading me to think there was some real next level Andy Kaufman, Tony Lombardo, Borat type sh!t going on back then; like if someone were to look into the TRUE story, they would discover that Lorraine was Andy Kaufman in drag, Ed…

Kiefer Sutherland's new series is a reboot of "King Ralph?!?" Will he have a scandalous relationship with a British almost stripper, or is that plot being saved for "Scandal?" Cross over potential already — smile

She totally owns Danny Boyle's "Trance" — smile

You know why the leader of the GoBots was called Leader-1? Because calling him Leader-2 would make it even more obvious how sh!tty he was — smile

"Yeah, we'll just slap a badge that says 'Realistic' on 'em so people will think they're high quality knock offs as opposed to crappy ones!" — 1980's Radio Shack Executive

While Mr. Whipple's not around!

Now all we need is the alternate version of G.I. JOE: The Movie where Duke gets killed in the most Hyborean way possible: being impaled by an actual cobra thrown through his heart like a javelin — smile

You bring the Jack, I'll bring the Coke
We're gonna rock until this place goes up in smoke! — smile

I thought that scene was in Paul Rudd's latest movie — smile

"Ya wanna see my huang?" — smile

Her friend Ronnie is played by Olivia Barash, who also played Laila in "Repo Man" — smile

"Straight from heaven, maricon!" — smile

"Connecticut?!? What do you for fun there?" — smile