"Tuff Turf" is legendary.

From the context of the article, I thought that was the name of James Van Der Beek's agent; like if I want to hire Van Der Beek to play a clown at my mother in law's bris, I would have to contact Elijah Mundo to make the deal. Where is he when you need him (because your show just got cancelled and you need the bris…

Steven Seagal IS… The Fat Jew
Steven Seagal IS… The Wife Beater
Steven Seagal IS… The "Asian Sex Slaves Wanted" Craigslist Guy
Steven Seagal IS… Tiger Schulman

Hmm… Jack White, Jack Black, Blackjack — smile

During his "I don't give a fcuk, I have to take any job to get out of Hong Kong before the Communists take all my sh!t" phase of his career, as evidenced by the fact that "Blackjack" isn't played by Fred Williamson, but the very not black Dolph Lundgren. Are we sure this isn't a comedy on purpose? — smile

When did this site become Mr. Skin? Are there really that many searches for "Jess Mariano's Butt"? Seriously, though, thank you for sparing me having to watch the trailer, because I was wondering what the appeal was, and now I know (although an ass warning would be nice for some of us older folks with genteel…

I am truly humbled — smile

Only if they can travel through time, because I'm pretty confident that his ancestors are dead at present, but who knows what the future holds? — smile

It's actually a FILM reel?!? Will that technology still be viable in 100 years? Just because there's a landfill of Atari 2600 E.T. The Extra Terrestrial cartridges out there doesn't mean anyone can actually play them because who the fcuk still has a working Atari 2600? They must have paid Robert Rodriguez enough to…

Perhaps they can call it (Not) Family Video or (Step) Family Video, like all the (not) incest sites — smile

Is it going to have dragons and shit in it and everything cool from the Taarna sequence in Heavy Metal except Taarna? — smile

It made me stand out, that's for sure — smile

You know what's really f*cked up? Corey Feldman is self-aware enough to realize that a photo of Sean Astin is worth more to his fans than one of himself. He actually thought that sh*t through and came to that realization: "What would my fans want more for their money; an 8x10 of me, or of someone I was in a movie with…

This just played in a theater on The Lower East Side last week. Wonder if the writer was there, or if he just coincidentally wrote about this — smile

Why did you post this here? You're supposed to do crowd funding to raise money to take an out a full page ad in the industry trades hyping this as a new 'Die Hard' movie (note: find & replace "Congressman" with "John McClane").

I'm confident that when Nicolas Cage made his deal for this, he thought he was going to star on HBO's 'The Leftovers,' kinda like how Michael Biehn signed up to do 'Navy SEALS' believing it was going to be a comedy directed by Gene Wilder — smile

Whoa dude! You just won this section of the comments thread! "Walk the Line" is EVERY musician's biographical film, ever, past, present and future — smile

She is during her menses — smile

Caesar is returning to be yelled at: https://www.instagram.com/p… — smile

"You idiots! You killed his stunt double!" from the opening of xXx: The Search for More Money — smile