Shouldn't he be suing Hannibal Buress? — smile

Why so serious? — smile

"There is no way, NO WAY, you are the fruit of my loins. I'm gonna go home and punch your mama in the mouth!" — smile

What Christmas movie is that? — smile

I think that's Predator 2 — smile

"Do you know what you find in the dictionary under stupid?"
"A picture of me?"
"No, the definition of stupid, which is what you fucking are!" — smile

"I only had my hand on it, ask her" — smile

Got me a pistol
And a shotgun too
Anybody steps to me
I know just what to do
Cuz I'm a baaaad Mother Fucker
Yes indeed
And you don't ever ever ever ever
Want to fuck with me — smile

"Tentacles. NT. Big difference." — smile

They forgot it's Christmas. It's only July in Angel City — smile

The Farrelly Brothers' Kingpin, but I don't think the awful hairpieces in that film are oversights — smile

He's also Walter Koenig's (mentioned elsewhere in these comments) late son, Andrew — smile

They're strap-ons. Would you want to get sprit gum in your vagina? — smile

That's because Nic Cage's wig in Con Air doesn't ruin that movie, it elevates it — smile

Not mine, but the run time on BBC America (with commercials) was 85 minutes — smile

The Massacre of Mankind is kind of a spoiler, huh? — smile

You can't get revenge against a space ship — smile

Is he raped by a twink? — smile

Turner Classic Movies shows this pretty regularly — smile

This interview may have provided Rodney with the inspiration for the subplot of Easy Money. Best bit: Chevy's pedophilia joke at the end — smile