The toughness is great, but why the fuck can’t you fire the weapon remotely while driving? Should have that capability for when you’re all alone out there!

During a James Cameron interview, the director was elaborating on how Robocop represented the Crucifixion (when the gangsters nearly killed Peter Weller), the Resurrection (when he’s coming back on line and regaining his memories) and the scene where his face shield is removed and he’s in the factory yard walking on…

If you’re gonna ask a date to come with to Monster Jam, you’ll need at least two tickets: one for the single mom and more for whichever set of kids she’s bringing.

Ellie can you please drag my other good comment out of the grays???

I am 100% for Scott Pruitt flying in First Class. That way, it’ll be easier to find him when someone finally has enough of this fucked up grifter and throws him out the fucking airplane door.

It’s all fun and games until someone lights Kid’s cigarette with a round from a sniper rifle. I know I’m pissed, so I can only imagine what someone on the ragged edge of not giving any fucks is like right now...

Feckless Sweatshop Owner’s entire existence is predicated on lies and grifting. Bee is a comedian. The other person is a fucking scumbag.

The unintended consequence of living in a fact-free world, is that we’re also living in a post-decency world. Trump and his dumb as shit supporters have made us all pretty much check out when it comes to the daily right wing faux rage. I give a flying fuck what any Drumpkin thinks about morals, even less fucks given…

Well, Conservatives are like the Dodo these days...

Did she comment on Dotard Dumbfuck’s Klantastic Rally in Hicksville?

Said this all along. KKKeebler Elf is fine with Donnie Dump talking shit about him, he gets to ratchet up the animosity toward POC.

I think you’re close. Maybe a Monarch or Polara? Coronet?

“a large collection of images of patients’ genitals was found in Tyndall’s office”

Root, great job on using the Jazz Juke Joint image...

This is one of the funniest quips ever written here. More so because Autocorrect kept changing it to “queuing” and it took 6 minutes to write this comment.

He’s from the town where the Humvees are built, so he’s actually helping stimulate the local economy.

I’d be pretty interested if the starry-eyed lover offered to take out the Alt-right troll brigade or Fox Opinion Hosts...

At some point, Cohen has to flip or he’ll be spending 10000 years in jail.

When did she have time in her life to become a Herpetologist?

Seems Legit: