Oh, you don’t have a dozen or so burner phones in a drawer?

I JUST SHOT BEER UP MY NOSE!

I can’t help but read it as Clitzilla, the genital enlargement experiment gone horribly wrong!

Great story! Angela White is flawless. The “players” I prefer to see are the natural curvy ladies who seem to enjoy themselves and avoid the pitfalls of appearing with the guys who think they’re in a MMA ring.

You don’t think there’s something truly empowering about multiple men not being “enough” for one woman?

Geez, I don’t get this dude at all anymore. John Legend is caring, genuinely concerned and very tactful in what he’s saying. It’s like Intervention where the drugged out train wreck is yelling at everyone else in the room at how fucked up THEY are.

“Bro, do you even lift?”

Who the FUCK is Candace Owens?

Hmmmm... Looks about white from here. Can we overlay this:

“parents pulled their kids out”

“conspiracy theorist and former Project Veritas pseudo-journalist Laura Loomer, asked: “How is it ethical to brief the president on an unverifiable and salacious dossier?””

My serious businesspeople know how to fucking put together a slideshow.

Not a scandal. A couple rogue field agents went cowboy with a stupid leftover plan from W. Guess the whole thing being fodder for confiscation really got left behind after the Sandy Hook Hoax! (barf)

THAT FACE IN THE PHOTO

ALLLLL of these kooks can burn for eternity. Ralph Reed, Dobson, Falwell, Graham, Perkins, the Copelands-

I had a friend who painted with his dad during college who said:

“Hell hath no fury...”

Stormy’s quick speech yesterday outside the courthouse was more coherent, clear and correct than anything Dotard Fuckface Von Clownstick has said in years. I hope Cohen ends up in some major shit.

You live in New York and you’re that much of a fucking ignorant asshole? You should move to Alabama. Better fit...