Matt Lauer asked a woman to get naked, bent her over a chair, had sex, then took her to the Nurse after she passed out. He influenced millions daily and earned millions yearly.

That’d be the only way to ensure that our current delicate situation in the upper chamber isn’t dashed like a crowbar thrown through a crystal shop.

Some meth’d up redneck in the Midwest was broadcasting FB live during the chase a couple weeks ago. Jailhouse tatted up freak with a known history who likely shouldn’t have been out in public at all put dozens of people at risk and seemed to bask in the attention.

You and I may be the only ones who feel this way. 9/10 times as I finally get around someone or they turn off and ask in my mind “What the fuck is your problem?” and notice that they’re fucking around on the phone.

The pilots on AF 1 could DB Cooper it over the Atlantic and nobody would know anything.

You KNOW there’s at least one Secret Service guy with his hand on his piece in the other room going, “Jesus, give me strength. Or strumpf.”

Strom Thurmond was a long serving politician (and racist fuck) who had an AA love child that was hidden for decades. He fucked a then 16-year old housekeeper like he was some kind of plantation master doing whatever he wanted.

As a SC resident, I apologize profusely for the GOP dumbfucks we continually foist on the rest of the Nation. Dipshit Mick likely had illegal staffers getting paid under the table, and then forgot to report it on his taxes.

Dude in the pic would probably look more natural holding a Tiki Torch.

Yes. It’s a vent/rant/coping mechanism.

“right–wing activist and Trump supporter Mike Cernovich.”

Almost as compelling as the fact that Sufi Muslims were the victims...

This motherfucker is the dumbest and most petty piece of dog shit we’ve ever seen in political office. Fuck him and fuck you for voting for him, if you’ve got the guts to admit you ever supported this shitstain...

The shitty Daily Caller rag posted about Malia too.

Damn. If I were in a position like King Pixar’s to make a pass at the unreal, untouchable and amazing Rashida Jones, I’d likely be willing to risk everything as well... but I would ensure she was remotely interested in me first.

The hero photograph at the top is wonderful. I love that the athleticism is secondary only to those faces of JOY!

57 Chev Bel Air Sport Coupe...

I’ve always loved her. Just like other drivers that started in other racing series—John Andretti, JPM, Robbie Gordon, etc.—it always seemed like they can run pretty well in NASCAR but just not well enough to get that big break. It’s like she’s stuck in the middle of the pack and ends up getting involved in someone…

I suddenly don’t feel so badly about my own terrible handwriting now.

“Will he really be fingering someone??”