I was trying to think of a way to integrate “Fruit on the Bottom” or “Now with Extra Nuttiness” but it’s perfect as is.

What are the odds that DT has done ‘stuff’ to Ivanka in the past?

I can’t see that ‘stache without hearing “I-ma Warrio, I-ma Gonn-a Win!”

Cut to the chase, man:

I can’t believe the amount of real-life women who were on FB today saying that this was all the fault of liberals, a CNN smear campaign, they were abandoning Fox over this, etc...

OMG ALEX JONES JUST SAID THAT SOROS IS MAKING WEED STRONGER BECAUSE HE SMOKES IT ONCE A YEAR TO TEST IT-LIKE THE COPS DO.

But Bill O went to the Vatican while on Vacation and was captured in a photo with the Pope?

Got a 20-something cousin in NC, beanpole thin, white AF, yet he and his “homies” were using it via fb...

I really could give a flying fuck about right wing media shitbags.

Yes, can I get the lettuce, tomato and onion on the side please. I’m not going to eat it or anything, I just like how it looks. And make sure my fries are salted but not too salty and the burger should be cooked but not done.

It’s actually the title of a Mexican Porn she was in- Anal Y Sis was one of those forbidden step-brother fantasy romps...

Wait, are you saying Melania is little, or that she smiles very little?

MUST BE TRUMP’S ALLEGIANCE TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD!

EXTREE, EXTREE, READ ALL ABOUT IT: GIANT MAN BABY CAN’T STOP TWEETING IDIOTIC BULLSHIT, HAS TO BE REMINDED BY MAIL ORDER BRIDE IN SLEEVELESS DRESS TO COVER HEART DURING NATIONAL ANTHEM. EXTREE, EXTREE...

I can’t find the narrative for the right wing today? Is it Lefties are weak and fragile so much so they need safe spaces and puppies? Or are they insane, violent wackos hell bent on anarchy, living, rioting death machines?

There are a lot of us in the same boat. With my Boomer relatives, they repost from some of the shadiest and terrible FB pages out there. Had to tell an aunt I wasn’t speaking to her again after she insulted a 30+ year gay friend. The woman believes in chemtrails. They swore Obama was the Anti-Christ Muslim Brotherhood…

HA! You people and your laws and acts... You do remember who the biggest lawman in the nation is now? Bo-Re-Gard Calhoun Dixie NeverBlack the 3rd.

Dropping bombs plays well in the sticks...

Ahhh. The Judith Miller factor. Well played, sir.

I used to work on their Sponsorship Account for several years. Literally had the craziest bi-polar bitch for a client. Got a presentation? Better do it Friday afternoon when she’s in a good mood. Nothing Monday, ever...