Well, I would be worried but we’ve got such a steady hand at the helm, surrounded by savvy, wise intellectuals and foreign policy geniuses and

You’ve already won me over, in spite of me.

Is there anything more Internet than ‘Gun Loving American Patriot accidentally freedom holes himself at NRA Shrine?’

Those who have the capacity for rational thought know that we’re fighting about the word “abortion” more than the procedure, right? Conservatives think Pro Choice is Pro Abortion, while Pro Life is clearly Pro (white) Birth.

Too bad Jared is off on the Send Your Son-In-Law-to-a-Warzone-Day while the Unfunny WC Fields is stuck at home calling his newspaper to run hit pieces on the Kush.

I heard the walking Cirrhosis Sample still attends all the fucking meetings anyways...

Such a weird dude. 54 and still pretending to play frat boy games? This state has an affinity for putting fucked up, useless conservative douchebags* and rednecks in office.

The entire Trump Empire (laff) is built on what the “Perceived Value” of his businesses are, according to him.

He’ll do all that on a bluetooth conference call while hang-gliding at 40K feet, releasing into a squirrel suit with a jetpack and landing on an oil platform to sign a defense contract with some Supervillain for 6000 Iron Man Robots that will be programed to eliminate the poors...

Had an opportunity to work with AP a few years ago. Dude was a physical specimen that could give a mean handshake. I had a really enjoyable experience. I’m sure the team not having a home, his off the field issues and on the field mistakes weigh on him because he really wants to play at his highest level... And now…

I really don’t want to kill people, but Jesus Christ these fuckbags on the right are pushing normal folks to the fucking brink here...

Christ these people are some dense and dumb sumbitches...

I’m guessing since we’re on FTA commenting, we’re probably not gonna be picked for a govt position in this admin...

Did ya mean SCOTUS?

Any woman can choose to pursue or abandon a pregnancy at any point she determines the need or want to do so. Every single woman that has to weigh that decision should be free to do so without some arbitrary panel of 70 year old white bible-thumping men screaming in her face...

Well, they didn’t hack into the machines and switch the Ds to Rs, but apparently thousands of fake profiles, bots, trolls, pages and sites combined with the dozens of Benghazi investigations, 30 years of Clinton smear campaigns, stolen/leaked info by Wiki/Russia, nonstop hate from right wing media and Comey’s final…

He is in DEEP. I would assume he fears for his entire family, including his daughters who seem to know everything about his dealings...

“One question: Ah you or ah you naht a narc? Like Jonnie Depp on 21 Jumpstreet?”

Does the count start with a 1-1 in your league? That’s a lot of pressure...