Is this the one with the cliffhanger ending where the lone white male nut job was about to bust into the cafe?

Huck: “What’s that art project there son?”

Welcome to my shop! Lemme cut your mop!

“Police have also detained and questioned the suspect’s father to ask him about the son’s technology, which included a “large antennae and other unusual hardware,” according to the Post.”

“As information on Harmon-Talbott’s motivation behind the hoax will be used in the criminal case filing, Burch said he couldn’t speak to it. He noted that they’re not a 100 percent sure of the motive but they have a good idea.

I just blew 2500 on a kid’s Go-Kart for a 9 year old, but for a few bucks more I coulda got this? And it’s got a V-8? Hell to the yeah.

Was C-student Alum Rick Perry elbow deep in a bovine insemination when he got the call that some fancy pants boy was SBP at his Alma Mater which is now probably some wussy liberal collage? :)

Isn’t Shaun King at NYDN? Why would they go that route knowing the battles he’s been fighting?

And that Security Guard’s name was EDDIE LAMPERT!

GODDAMNED LIBRUL COLLAGES AND PERFESSERS PREECHING SATAN AND WANTING BLACK TAKEOVERS, GLAD SPENCER COULD SET THEM LIBS RIGHT!

“Personally, I was impressed when they opened the Washington Monument.”

“Hey, Jonathan, somebody is asking a question. It’s not your press briefing. Julie is asking a question. Please calm down.”

Crushing the Arts, Humanities and Early Learning and Development TV is always a dream for Conservatives. I remember that fucking shitbag Jim DeMint saying the same thing before he bailed out of the Senate and into the Heritage Foundation. There’s something about giving everyone free access to basic knowledge, decency,…

Come On! Nobody’s made a joke about this yet?

Gee, Jimmy, why didn’t you give this little speech the same day you jerked off Jason Chaffetz with the Clinton letter just over a week out?

Does anyone else in here feel the way I do...?

“Their own financial legs” - condescending AND misinformed. Nice.

Eat a bag of dicks soaked in Russian hooker piss as James Comey skull fucks you as you’re forced to watch Hannity for days on end with the other eye.

EXACTLY. The cost savings for a minor adaptation is useless when these standards and goals are global in nature, and take decades to integrate.

“For the week of March 6, MSNBC’s 9 PM program The Rachel Maddow Show ranked No. 1 among cable news shows in the news demo.”