David and Tracy ARE Jalopnik.  Everything else is just filler until they post something.  

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

Let’s be real: this is the fault of our elected officials. Dems had all three branches under Obama and did fuck all about stuff like this. Biden will do fuck all about this. Until we have campaign finance reform no politician will do anything about this. Yet....every election we vote for these people because they’re…

“Top Gear proved that this car could survive a trip ‘round Bristol, an expedition to the North Pole and a quick trip to a volcano, I guess that just about covers any terrain you might encounter on your travels around the globe.”

Toyota Hilux with a shell over the bed. Damn near bullet proof. If needed you could find parts for it pretty much anywhere. If you get into trouble in a seedy part of the world, put a machine gun on top and blend in with the local warlords.

Land Cruiser

I think he’s pretty literally doing what the headline asks, though perhaps not in the way it was intended...

Now you’re just trolling Dave Tracey, man.

A week in Dave Tracy’s garage. I’m sure he can put some kind of deal together.

Is this shit suprising tho? This motherfucker could have lived anywhere he wanted and he chose a tiny ass town in fucking Ohio. I’ve lived in Ohio its a shitty, racist place and he chose to live there. He’s fully become one of his characters.

Yep. Fuck him. I’m sure his “I’m RICH, BIATCH” shtick will be ably supported by the fucking Larry the Cable Guy set.

In case you were wondering if Dave Chappelle has gone full asshole, yeah, he’s apparently willing to pull all his investments out of a town if poor people move there.

The Nissan Maxima. It used to be a premium but affordable car that you could option as a grand tourer or sports sedan. Now it’s just a bigger Altima that competes with base model Chargers for rental fleet sales. 

I’ll never understand saving pennies on parts for something like this, when the costs of the actual trip will dwarf the investment needed for a decent vehicle. 

For steady decline: Chevrolet Bel Air.

Nissan. Pathfinder.

It went from a legitimate contender in the body-on-frame rough & tumble SUV arena to just another blobby GMC Acadia-sized crossover.

Mitsubishi Eclipse.