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Thank you for saying it so I didn’t have to.

I’m a lawyer. This is what declarations sound like. Because a lawyer wrote it, based on her statements, not an actor. LOL.  Also, as a former prosecutor of sexual assault and domestic violence, I promise you she is “truly scared,” and will probably never not be.

Wasn’t she in her “no fucks left to give” era back in the 60s?

Since when has Jane Fonda given any fucks?

Kate Mara has major family money on both sides since the Rooney’s own the Steelers and the Mara’s own the NY Giants.  So they’ll be able to afford all the security that’s needed.  

This is a shockingly bad take, not only should you be embarrassed, you should be ashamed.

Jamie Bell is a successful actor married to Kate Mara, so he can definitely afford it. According to Google (which may or may not be accurate, but probably isn’t wildly off) his net worth is higher than Wood’s and Kate Mara has nearly as much money as both of them combined.

I...don’t understand how you can read anything about that’s come out about Marilyn Manson and come away thinking ERW is the villain lol.

Yeah, they’re called Quiverfulls. As in, your kids are arrows filling a quiver, ready to do God’s work. It’s fucking disgusting because A) the church (read males) strip women of all bodily autonomy. B) kids are just a resource, and C) they’re weaponizing their faith.

I always figured the mom had a baby fetish of sorts, like people with kittens. After a certain age they lose their appeal, pass em’ on to someone else and get another.

Ugh. Behind the Bastards did a pretty good episode on the Christian Dominionists that covered the Duggars’ sickening church. It was bad enough to listen to. Not sure I could watch it. Abuse aside, there’s nothing like encouraging people to have so many children so quickly that the seven year-old is essentially looking

Recently bought my daughter a 2022 Hyundai Accent Limited for her college graduation and because her previous car blew a head gasket.  Anyway, bought it from Beardmore Hyundai outside Omaha.  Honestly the best new car buying experience I’ve ever had.  When asked by the sales manager after the deal was done how I

I know your shtick is pretending to be Black on the Root, but it’s really not considered polite for white people to call Black people race traitors. That’s not one of your words Rappaport.

is this journalism or paid advertising?

Ah yes, Joy Reid, the black face on MSNBC most loyal to the Democratic party establishment. Forget about a Black agenda; for Joy Reid it’s all about democratic party talking points.

So Bob came here from R&T on or about April 4th... then Raph left Jalopnik 10 days later to go to R&T... and neither of those got a story here while we continue to see more reposts.... hell, there enough people here that if they’re short of staff, they could just ask someone to whip something together and post it...

^ This.

Those were shooting out the door the day after Rory left, so I think that predated Bob. Hopefully the volume decreases as they backfill. 

Once again, the actual answer is Subaru. Get an outback or a forester. More room but still easy to park. All the off road capabilities you probably need since you didn’t say you needed anything more than the boxy shape of the jeep. Better gas mileage, better at being a daily driving vehicle, can confirm the outback

Bold move recommending the 4Runner when he said he didn’t want a 4Runner and when it gets almost the same mileage as his XJ.