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This and the Bronco Sport are available with steelies, and I’m here for it.

Also a thunderstorm is the second-best time to take a shower, next to a fall morning, followed by a fall afternoon.

SNL exists because it’s a) live content (Big premium for that these days; see WWE); b) already owned by the network; c) is more about digital streaming revenue (Youtube, Peacock). 

He should be sentenced to physically dismantling his truck with nothing but an Amazon Basics mechanics’ tool kit. 

Add me to the “Outback” list. Also the “minivan” list. 

The missing piece to the “better public trans” puzzle is city planning.

I went from wanting a new, off-road capable SUV or truck to take my dream trip to Moab, to thinking, “Nah, I’ll just bike at Moab.”

The new Ford Canyonero Bear Scat Edition: 48" tires or optional tank treads. Crush the trails. Crush cars. Crush the tractor pull—THIS SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!

I don’t know what a thinking man’s truck is, but I do like the new Tundra. It looks like a giant power tool. In a good way. Slap a Ryobi logo on the front instead of the Toyota ovals, and you’ll see what I mean.

Toyota takes forever to update a lot of their vehicles. So a BEV not being in the pike means it’s probably in early, pre-development stages yet.

I love bug-eye fog lights.

I was a Portlandia fan back in the day. I actually like Carrie Brownstein. Now I understand that for its faults (Yes, it often went on weird tangents with no jokes in there), it turns out that....Fred Armisen was the voice of reason for Portlandia?

This might be the first time I’ve written this sort of criticism: who the fuck is this movie for? 

Will there be a Raptor/TRX competitor?

The same can be said about Kunkelman Chevrolet.

Jalopnik (or maybe the Drive? I can’t recall) reported on Ford incentivizing custom orders, with dealers keeping a notional selection on the lot for test driving.

And?

Add me to the, “This is just half-assed” opinions column.

The current-gen Explorer is RWD with AWD option: https://www.ford.com/suvs/explorer/models/explorer-xlt/

Ford, I’ve noticed wants that Jeep market and they want it bad. It’s not just the Bronco to compete with the Wrangler. Redoing the entire Explorer to be more like the Grand Cherokee. Introducing the Bronco Sport to counter the Cherokee. The Maverick/Ranger combo against the Gladiator. They know who the competition is,