I saw Jurassic Park in the theater. The T-Rex escape scene had me completely immersed. I can still see that foot sinking into the mud in my mind. That one touch captures it all: everyone is fucked. 

Since we’re on that tip: the Kansas City chiefs are named after a white former KC mayor who nicknamed himself “Chief” and named a Boy Scout group after a fictional tribe.

That’s every city. The major teams (Exception: the 49ers who are actually in a suburb) scoped out city real estate and ransom the city every decade to stay there. The white folks flock in from the sub and exurbs, complain about the traffic and having to be around Black people, cause a bunch of drunk-in-public tickets…

That’s not fair. White people like hot wings. It’s the mildest setting but still. No mayo in sight.

The Blackhawks can become the Shithawks.

The white dudes who say, “Native Americans aren’t offended” have only heard this from other white dudes. It’s a legend in white dude circles, up there with ones like, “I have a 1/16th Cherokee grandma,” and “My Irish ancestors were ‘persecuted’ when they moved here.”

Racist team name change suggestions:

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We paid off both cars so our monthly payment of $0/mo. is currently a better deal than what anyone is offering.

That is untrue. Cities do not lose workers or jobs when minimum wage is increased. Again - they spend the money. This increases demand. That creates more productivity and results in the demand for more workers. That is literally how commerce functions.

Neutral: THEY DON’T MAKE ‘EM LIKE DIS ANYMORE.

“Minimum” meant the minimum wage for living, per the standards when the law was first passed. It is supposed to be increased by Congress, which they have the power to do, but haven’t since the last increase to $7.25/hr.

Pooping yourself in public? Yes, you’ve done just fine.

Now we know the real story of this project: David Tracy vs TUV.

Try this: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/83097/authentic-german-potato-salad/

Compared to Project POStal, this van is like-new. 

I took it more like Anne Heche didn’t want to drag her ex in the media. She doesn’t owe the public any tea.

He’s already unveiled all the bonafides Republicans want to see: he’s a white male.

I loved Hook then and still love it. It is such a great movie which explores kid logic and feels like a world a kid would dream up, re: Never-Never Land.

In 1991, Steven Spielberg tapped Williams to play Peter Pan in his big-budget dream project Hook, a truly terrible movie.