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A friend of a friend had a housewarming party a few weeks ago and asked that those who are not current with their vaccines to please skip it. Too many babies in the family who haven’t completed their series of vax, along with an ill auntie. Well, that started a Facebook slap fight and ended with a lot of

You know, I was going to write something like, “he’s still the snowball guy, in more ways than one” but I can't bring the funny like some of our fellow commenters.

That’s right!! He’s the snowball guy! And now he’ll be known as the imaginary gay friends guy.

I know you are right but I’ve been out of the game for so long that I’m afraid I’ll turn into Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles when she finally screwed up the courage to talk to Jake at the dance and then, when in the moment, just walks away. Halp!!!

This is too complicated for me. Simply said, I have a crush on a guy at work. He’s cute, hard working, single, and i’d like to bone him one day. Is that wrong?!?!

Are you ok, Queen? I would need a lie down after that rant. So much truth spitting.

Seriously. Everyone I work with thinks I’m a crank but eff ‘em b/c the heat and humidity is unbearable. Can’t sleep, can’t eat, can't breathe, frizzy-ass hair. *gnashes teeth*

And he smells like cotton candy so keep the tissues handy.

No judgement here, sister from another mister. I have lots of ON tees and shirts. To wear with my mom jeans and mom leggings. And Teva flip flops, so.

Are you me, FemKit?

I was just talking to myself about this over the weekend. It’s so hard to shop now when my body is several sizes bigger. Don’t get me wrong, there are clothes available all over the place! It’s my attitude that I need to adjust. Is there a Pinterest board for that? Anyway. I wear lots of t-shirts and

You hit it out of the park with these cuts, Jane. Even if that toothbrush holder looks like a heart and the turtle shell that I won’t know what to do with but so what, it’s my room, y’know?!

“I had been thinking so much about sort of representing weirdo girls and chubby girls and strange half-Jews...”

I love this so hard. The mini-fury look at the bottom reminds me of high school in the 80’s when we all tried to look ‘punk rock’. This looks better tho.

Bears, I’m in the greys so don’t get grossed out but, you're giving me feelings in my lady pants.

Oh man, is that hard. I’ve found its all about schedule and routine but that doesn’t mean the kids don’t have minds of their own. I used to tell my daughter that if she wasn’t tired, she could play in her room. But she had to stay in her room. I remember walking her back into her room about a million times at first

You’re pretty good yourself! And trash cans?!?! *jots that down*

I agree!! She’s 5 but she makes her bed, puts (most) of her toys away, feeds the dog and let’s her out to be a good girl by the fence, she’s hit and miss with putting her dish in the sink but we are working on it. I have to be more consistent with encouraging her to fold her little tops and bottoms b/c as you know, if

I want to be the kind of working mom your mom was, too!!!

That was another aspect she mentioned, being able to take care of yourself in just those scenarios.