My mother was a SAHM. She told me that I should work for as long as I can b/c in her words “it’s better for you, better for the kids.” I think she was bored and frustrated once the kids came and urged me make different choices. I work full time b/c I don’t have a choice. I feel less guilty now that my daughter is a…

These films are not scary to me but what is scary to me is my sudden, intense longing for a man I’ve never met. Hiddleston, you are a sexy motherfucker.

Thanks for the pep talk! How are you liking your new length? I cut a few inches off of my length and it's so much easier to deal with.

Ok so I just did this to my hair yesterday. My ends are now darker than the rest of my hair. I feel great about myself now. *texts salon for appointment*

Yay, congrats!! Oh man. I have two. I took The Art of the Film b/c I like movies and Astronomy b/c I like moon. As you know, Astronomy is all physics. I didn’t know that and cried my way through the semester. I refused to drop the class or withdraw b/c I CAN DO THIS. I earned a D. The film class was awesome. Kubrick,…

My mother is from a country in South America. When I was about 12, we went to visit her family. I got to meet her family! The experience changed me and my brother for good b/c we now knew how good we had it here in the U.S. (I know, we are far from perfect and it makes me sad everyday the bullshit here). One…

Totally! And her explanation of what her shoe size is!

“Kitten Heel is not a trend, it’s a lifestyle necessity.”

Hey there Fellow Olde Lady! I switched to tinted moisturizer for this reason. I use Laura Mercier and I dust a little (and I mean a little) of Make Up Forever HD powder on top. Doesn’t settle as much into my lines but the coverage is more sheer than foundation, for sure. The experts here will be able to advise on good…

NUDE Detox fizzy wash is the truth the light and the way. Srsly.

Ambitious stoners who lean in are my new role models.

Are platforms not a thing anymore?? Am I a bad friend? That shoulder chain would make me feel like the Khaleesi, so it's ok by me.

She's killing it!

Tina is wise.

I just can't get on the contour train. I've seen the number 3 technique before and now I might try it? Idk. But I lurve highlighter on the top of my cheek bones.

I have to agree with the new mom hair caution. DO NOT do anything drastic for a year. Please. Don't make me go into why I'm so emphatic about this. It ain't pretty.

Ain't it a kick in the ass when you learn a new, shitty factoid? As my former father in law would say, "well I'll be dipped in shit." I wonder if that has some fucked up origin.

Thankfully, another woman did my brow mapping so I didn't have to endure any more rhapsodies about how my people are all nurses.

Ah shiiiiiiit. That's my 5 year old. It's all about acknowledging feelings and giving choices and 'sometimes mommy has to do things she doesn't want to, like clean the bathroom, because it's part of staying healthy.' It's exhausting but I hope she's able to assert her needs at school and with her peers as she grows.

You make a good point and I want to agree but...all of the people. in the hot summer sun. Maybe I'm just too old and cranky and don't run with scissors anymore.