Beautiful hands!!!

Happy birthday ladies!! All I ordered were freaking brush cleaners. And eye makeup remover. I like your order better.

Jumping on the old-school Vaseline bandwagon. And Boudreaux's Butt Paste for baby. They have 3 formulations all with zinc oxide that stopped my daughters diaper rash from ever coming back. But due to the zinc it does stain fabric so be careful. And kukui oil for the skin! It's not for everyone (allergies-call doctor)…

Thanks for the advice! My old Lilyettes are finished!

Recommendations, please!?!?

Right. Because who wants to think about HRT and bone density and dryness? It's too soon!!!!

Not so fast, lady. I had a baby at 41 and I'm not the only old lady with a baby at school pick-up, so just be careful! But, now I'm 47 and the menopause stared to say hello last year. No period for 4 months. Then period period period. Then nothing. Aaaaand it's back.

Just put it on your baby grand. What? You don't have a grand piano, you say? Hmmm. Me neither so I'm putting mine on my card table and sit in my plastic chair and stare at him while dranking, musing on what might have been.

Back in the Ye Olden Days, I'd get gold and silver leaf put on my acrylics. Because I'm a fancy Jewess. (Actually, it was b/c my friend was bored AF working as a nail tech and she would try just about anything to keep in interesting.) if I did this foil application myself it would look a right mess.

Those brows. Take a bow, lady b/c those are magnifique!

Using a Nyx blush at present. Not as silky as the fancy-schmancy ones but it does the job for cheaper!!!

The "0h Lautman so many clothes fears" lady took my breath away. Like. Looking. Into. My. Soul.

Godammit. Going back to Chicago in a few days. I swear I hope there is none of this dumb fuckery on my flight. I will cry.

The last time I took my daughter to Michael's we swung over to the jewelry section and immediately chickened-out. I told her that I felt like she did on the diving block. She nodded her head a said, scary. I'm going to try again.

'Even the homeless are allowed to have good taste'.

*clenches fists and gnashes teeth*

They are soooo expensive. I use zinc oxide too (and titanium dioxide) and I send my daughter to summer camp with a can of Goddess Garden Sunny Kids. The counselors haaaaate spraying it on her b/c it's thick and white even though she knows to rub it in and doesn't mind. So, they just use a spray from one of the other…

I love this series. I love this blog. Can you research sunscreen chemicals?! I would but loafing takes up too much of my time.

I figured you'd be all like this about it:

You mean to tell me that The Rules of Shade are not definite and finite?!? I need stability in my life, Tina!!!