he only did it because adam lowry’s stupid mom forgot to bring the orange slices....AGAIN

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

you know what’s a shame is that among the “Chris + Ivy League College” guys, Chris Cornell and Chris Penn are both dead but somehow Chris Brown is not

Fuck this shit.

After this review, I might take a gander.

touching on Apple’s “simple life” in Los Angeles of hanging out with her best friend, her dog, and her best friend’s dog.

Me too. Basically, I imagine the sad little pile of crushed shell and meat that results when I try to eat blue crabs.   

There is a second googly, and he is absolutely shocked that Antonio Brown was released.

“Listen, for the amount of money I send to the alumni association, YA DAMN RIGHT I AM WRITING PAT’S POST-GAME SCRIPTS! Now, let me tell you about the dinner I had last night with Magic & Charles.” - Wilbon

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

Tennis kayfabe? You cannot be serious!

Isn’t that just a Philly cheesesteak with fries in it?

November 2, 2016: Cubs win World Series, upsetting the delicate equilibrium of the universe, opening up a portal to the Upside Down - a world that looks just like our own, but contains homicidal monsters and everything is covered in a layer of viscous slime.

Reenactment of the scene

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

As a long suffering Bills fan who knows better, I had no expectations for these Browns and I fiercely rejected their hype.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

#HypotheticalStrawPersonLivesMatter?

Your disengenuous concern trolling is showing. 

I just want to say Valkyrie Rising is a badass name for a gaming group.