Sex is real. Nobodyis claiming otherwise. We just understand that it’s a separate thing from gender.

Anyone who uses this term has never made muffins or didn’t think too hard about it. You don’t knead muffins. The correct term is “makin’ biscuits.”

You will inevitably ask about the absence of a co-worker’s wife only to remember two seconds later that she left him two weeks ago for his twin brother.

23% is comically awful for a head-to-head. Remember that a LARGE number of people in both parties just vote down a party line, meaning that a good deal of “just check the box” folks knew who he was and couldn’t stomach him even over someone they hate as much as Maxine Waters.

as she “travels to Washington D.C., from Indiana each week to work at CMS,”

Only semi-related: Mark McGrath seems like a really nice, genuine guy who’s totally comfortable in his role as “Dude who had a couple of hits 20 years ago.” The guy from Smash Mouth should be taking notes.

Remember: All these players have a solid CBA to make sure the umps and owners only have so much power.

I really enjoy their group chant: “We are Sounders! Bum-ba-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!”

STICK TO BEARS

YOU WILL DO AS OUR PRIVATE EQUITY OVERLORDS SAY AND YOU WILL THANK THEM FOR THE PRIVILEGE. NOW WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO, YOU FUCKING CONSUMER. *shoves computer into your mouth*

Y’all, I know there’s no good/bad place to do this, and I know it’s the private equity corporate vampire overlords causing it, but maybe you can show this to them.

Appropriately enough for your analogy, the monkey would almost certainly not feel any shame, only the spectators who truly understand the futility do.

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

I liked this movie enough as a kid that I’m terrified to re-watch as an adult and see how terrible my taste was.

Large groups of people don’t take to to the streets unless they have no other option. My rule is: If the protesters are peaceful, and the government or other overlord responds with force and violence, SIDE. WITH. THE. FUCKING. PROTESTERS.

allegedly after a student complained that they were targeted by the note.

Waitwaitwait... you picked a Hanson brother? It would be one (quite disrespectful thing) to pick THE Hanson brothers, but you picked A Hanson brother?!

IT WAS REPORTED HALF THE SI NEWSROOM WAS LAID OFF.

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