All that upper body work doesn’t mean much in the real world, does it big guy?

I’m surprised Bret Stephens would even to go to a baseball game.

At least viewers were able to see what a Home Depot ad looks like over utter blackness. The terror.

Turning 41 this November and I don’t see changing my own mind without substantial evidence that the rich AREN’T fucking us all over.

A plague on both your houses

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Though. To be honest, I’m fairly certain Federer at age 80 in a wheelchair could beat me at tennis at my physical peak with a year of nonstop training.

Maybe I’m old-fashioned but I think if you’re old enough to have children in college, no one gets to complain to your mommy about your behavior anymore.

ETA: Also, if I get any more radical as I get older, I will be firebombing something soon. Perfect cover: Harmless, middle-aged white lady. “Why no, pig, officer, I…

My father has pulled that on me several times when I was younger. I finally had to tell him that saying that is offensive and is not ok (I was 44 at the time).

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

I’m pushing 70 (OMG), and I’m nowhere near being conservative yet. Take a deep breath and give them your best STFU look!

I’m an old and I don’t call 41 year olds young, or 36 year olds. Except when talking fashion, where they are always so much hipper than me. I follow Jong-Fast on twitter and I was surprised, “Oh is she in her early 20s?” And then she retweeted her teenage son, and I was like, “Eh, guess not.”

67 year old Bernie supporter here. The older I get, the more progressive I become and the more I know all religion is bullshit.

I hear this from the 60 something boomers at work. I’m 42.

That’s the MLB.com video player, but I will anyway

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

That’s not Papyrus, that’s Bradley Hand! My absolute favorite font for AIM away messages, circa 2002-2008.