If you can’t watch the video, you should be aware that this mouse is not merely immune to scorpion venom, but converts it to a painkiller!
The ump eating shit really completes the highlight.
He is literally the Lord of Dogtown
Bitchin’!
How do you not name that dog Ollie?!?
I mean, obviously there is a field there, but they seem to believe they need another one and I don’t see a place to put one. Do you?
“There’s nowhere to put a field at the Maret School!”
My favorite part of any Dave McKenna story is the disclosures portion where he mentioned how many times subjects of his articles have called to berate him.
You’re an asshole.
It’s good because I knew from the start that is was coming, and it still managed to deliver. “Turf toe” was perfect pitch. The Magary-style aggressive capitalization works, too.
I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.
I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.
“Fear the Deer!”
Me: [Clicking through pictures of ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend on Facebook]
During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.
Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!
Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.
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It’d be a lot cooler if they were!