There’s got to be a non-Native American name to fit that image.

Batsharks? Sharkbats? Flying Shark Bats? Flying Sharts?

+10,000 Butter sculptures. This is the name in the optimal timeline.

I know Native American-related names are offensive, but how is changing it to “Mets” an improvement?

Oh man, where is the cool ass minor league logo / team name thread?

Technically they went from Chiefs to SkyChiefs, back to Chiefs for a dozen years, then to Mets.

Meanwhile, the Binghamton Mets changed their names to the Rumble Ponies.

Yep, there’s various ways to mess around with those statements.

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

argued that his client fell victim to temptation

The words I’m hot feel foreign on my tongue!

You also come here to do some pretty dirty things with apostrophes.

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

I can see that. But I hear Maya Rudolph’s voice.

This pic makes Kylie look like the inspiration for the female puberty monster.

thats mr yuk, to you.

Truman, you can Carter off to jail, but Grant me this: If you just Fillmore prison cells, it won’t solve anything. It would be-Hoover to reform her ways, so we should Taylor the punishment to the crime.

“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”

“Ms. Incontro seemed like a nice person who was ‘having a day’

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.