Truly, sports is almost gone.

Would it change your mind to know that Cory Phast Lane was in a police chase in a stolen car? http://www2.ljworld.com/news/public-safety/2018/dec/30/suspect-arrested-after-chase-that-started-on-turnpike-ends-on-lawrence-street/

Way to bury the lede by not even mentioning the Korean version of “We’re Not Gonna Take It” blaring in the background, Dan.

When he was on the Buffalo Bisons, Andy Marte used “Chacarron” as his walk-up song and it was his single greatest contribution to the city of Buffalo.

They’ll just use the dialogue from this scene, it’ll fit fine.

Would love to add a shout-out here to “Monsters,” which used very few effects and hardly any actual actors. (for example, they shot “post-alien attack” scenes in an abandoned, post-hurricane Galveston with no permission whatsoever)

1) Making me decide between Candy Button Disco and General Booty in the first round should be prosecuted as a war crime.

Even the twitter is getting kind of depressing, and their literal job is to hype the team.

Show us your Dieners!

As soon as I saw the Buffalo News reported it, my internal monologue went: “Ugh, okay, who’s it gonna be... Cheektowaga? Yeah, that checks out.”

It is very Fox of them to finally make a majority women panel, only to literally make the entire concept of the show OMG YOU GUYS IT’S A MAJORITY WOMEN PANEL!

Oh sweet summer child, you’ve missed out on one of the best sitcoms of all time (and the reason every successful sitcom is now shot like a documentary).

He must get photographed and filmed constantly when he’s out. Why would he single out this one specific person?

A panettone-only pony, if you will?

I refuse — REFUSE — to believe that Chef Roy Shvartzapel is the man’s real name and not the ridiculous name Drew made up to make fun of the whole affair.

7 FBI agents showed up at Felicity’s Hollywood Hills home at 6 AM and drew their weapons as they ordered Felicity to come out and surrender.

Right, but gay marriage being legal doesn’t mean that the Christian church(es) has to recognize it. They’re welcome to keep being anti-gay within their own walls. The fight against gay marriage, and Cathy’s statement, was about keeping it illegal EVERYWHERE, not just within the church.

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It is definitively not new