I really never thought I’d miss that big galoot’s “WE’RE BACK, WE’RE BACK!” but goddammit I do. Get better from whatever mysterious ailment has felled you, you not-at-all-gentle giant.

a gooey, egg-y cream that generates the same sensation in my taste buds that Lindsey Graham sets off in my head.

“How to Clean Up A #MeToo Mess”

’Zards’

Billabong Pipe Masters

“Let us be feminine women” ... GOD this false sense persecution gets under my skin.

God dammit... I re-watched Sin City a few weeks ago and got mixed up. You are 100% correct and I can’t believe I fucked that up.

Pitbull raps, christening himself the “living Great Gatsby.”

The plus side: you get a lot less anti-trans shit when people don’t actually know about it (even though you bring it up RIGHT IN THE FUCKING ARTICLE).

I’m dreaming of a blue finals.

Moretti or GTFO

Honestly, he seems so genuine and like he’s for real having fun with this. He’s not phoning it in even a little. Dude’s out there living his best life post-Potter.

I’m shocked — SHOCKED — that you didn’t put McQuade in the Shitty costume.

I’m from Buffalo, so kind of Canadian, yes.

My bad, but point remains the same. Attendance is through the roof, so acting like nobody in Atlanta knows Miguel and Josef (all-time single-season scoring record!) is outright false.

They should’ve taken it to the Clermont and let Goldie get up on that thing.

And then I realize I’m totally wrong - in order for the joke to work as a mistake, it would’ve had to be “Gay-Trump-supporting” ... I am wrong, and will leave this here as a testament to my idiocy.

Gay Trump-supporting journalist

And this doesn’t even tackle the fact that they made a heartbreaking break-up ballad written by a Jewish Canadian into a Christmas song and ARE STILL NOT EMBARRASSED.