“GOOD MORNING, I’M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD MOOSE?”

DO YOU HAVE MY TEETH?!

I went to look at the tweets that got her banned (actually kind of weak, all things considered?) but this gem from the NBC article made me chortle:

It has a bad reputation, and everybody hates it, but if you free your mind and try pizza you’ll find that it’s actually quite good.

unthawing

Y’all are fuggin’ adorable and I want you to do this at least once a week.

How is that possible? Nobody had “discovered” that area yet!

I came here to vote for Papa John but then HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE COLANGELO STORY.

Hasan Minhaj had a huge bit about this on his new Netflix show (it’s basically “Last Week Tonight But Not So White” and it’s excellent). He’s Indian- and Muslim-American and drops a lot of references to being born and raised here to immigrant parents.

It doesn’t say that the toe belongs to the cow though. Whatever’s happening involves ANOTHER party that, presumably, is in possession of toes (whether on their body or not).

I read your first sentence but then got stuck trying to figure out what “cow toeing” is and never finished.

Because Ben Carson is purely incompetent. Everyone else is corrupt and also hired specifically to undermine and dismantle the department they’re supposed to lead, all in the interest of making sure the richest get even richer.

What’s with the damned feedback? Does he not wear headphones in the studio?

Um, bury the lede much? Jabari Parker just admitted he IS AFRAID OF CATS.

Make no mistake that this is a cynical move by NBC. Her ratings suck, and she gave them an out. That’s it.

Yes, I suppose “easier way” is reductive. What I mean is that in theory we could just amend the law and be done with it, instead of spending years and years winding through the court system. Our legislators have the power to amend the law today. They just won’t.

I see the argument for sure from a legal standpoint. Unfortunately, the counter-argument still has validity even if I disagree with it and hope it fails. 

So we’re just going to ignore that the commercial ends with Bob tackling a guy who tries to kneel for the national anthem? Gotta love that logic...

Just posted this in a response elsewhere, and you explained it much more succinctly. I wasn’t copying off your paper, I swear!