Where exactly did Tennessee Jeff drive from that it took 12 hours? Memphis is the furthest point in Tennessee and it’s less than 9 hours away...

Whoops, almost kissed!

It’s called a stamen, Mike.

This is a terrorist attack on graphic designers.

When Andy Marte was in the minors in Buffalo, he used to come out to this bizarre turd and it was amazing. Everyone in the stands would get up and dance. It will now be stuck in my head for 2 solid weeks.

I was pleasantly surprised to discover this is NOT the only article tagged “URNS”

Coin’s in the mail.

My wife and I were watching Justice League on HBO a few weeks ago (snoozefest, good god) and I had completely forgotten about the mustache thing. So we’re sitting there and are both going “What the fuck did they do to his face? He looks like he’s CGI.” About 3/4 of the way through the film I remembered this incredible …

I believe the McDonald family might have some thoughts on “handshake” agreements that aren’t in writing and legally enforceable. 

It’s called a calzone, my friend.

Always on-brand when someone who uses the N word suggests we need to honor our “roots.”

I don’t just want to see Russell Crowe in a fat suit... I want him going full Baron Harkonnen for this part.

Can we also note how adorable it is that conservatives ALWAYS make sure to put the handful of people of color and women right up front so it looks like they’re more representative than they actually are? They still couldn’t even find any black folks for this classic!

Bingo Gubelmann

Ayn Rand must be masturbating in her grave.

3.98 ERA SOUNDS high, but were you aware that that’s just 1 run per 9 innings higher than a 2.98 ERA?

Now you’ve done it Lauren, because all I want in the world right now is a 3,000-word feature on whatever the fuck is going on here.

Use the link at the top. It was posted, but they didn’t put it on the homepage for some reason. (I thought the same thing)