Nah, that j is clearly “white foreign,” not like one of those ns with a squiggly on it. She’s okay.

God, remember that judge? That was a whole controversy! It was stupid at the time, and in today’s environment now just seems... quaint.

I feel that is a disrespectful as football players kneeling.

Yes, true control is a myth. But as we sit here talking about scientific data, you’re looking at the outliers. I could be the healthiest person on the planet, but a plane could crash into my house and kill me tonight. However, I’m still much more LIKELY to outlive others because of my healthy habits. Smoking won’t…

I love this picture, and the fact that Ivanka herself thought it was a good choice to share, because it just says so, so much about her. She is centered, in perfect focus and smiling. The people she’s “celebrating” are mere fuzzy, off-center shadows, not smiling, mere props... window dressing... background to help…

Nah, that’s cheap, old-man beer. Genny Cream Ale doesn’t get to count as craft beer just because it’s regional.

Gansett definitely counts

My parents are comically clueless about anything ‘80s related because they were raising myself and my brother, but we weren’t old enough yetto impress pop culture onto them. From about 1979 to 1992 they just don’t know shit, culture-wise. I think it’s just a part of being a parent.

If it weren’t for the white man, black people wouldn’t be where they are today and that is an undeniable fact.

It quite exists.

permanent irreversible cold and emptiness and—not quite death, a thing that can only happen where there ever was life—but un-life. Nothingness. At literally all times, in literally all directions, you spend every moment of your life surrounded by the blank and incontrovertible yawning nothingness of, well, pretty much…

Dana White is D.B. Cooper.

It is worth noting, now and forever, that the players are protesting the fact that agents of the government are murdering unarmed teenagers in the street. Anyone offended, annoyed or inconvenienced by the protests can eat a bottomless bag of dicks.

No new rules relating to the anthem will be issued or enforced for the next several weeks

Mengao, my man... Mengao.

I never read The Godfather book but that’s because the movie’s perfect

They made sure all the women stood right up front because 5 women in a room of hundreds is the closest they can get to diversity.

SHE’S A G-G-G-G-G-GHOST?!

For anyone curious, therapy and meditation have been the biggest helps for me personally. Telling people who I trust is good, too. People are way cooler about this shit than you think they’ll be, and those that aren’t? Maybe you don’t want them in your life anymore.

As a man who ignored and hid mental health issues until it had spun into a major self-medicating alcohol problem, dudes: It’s okay to get help. It only gets worse if you don’t. Go get a hug. Cry if you need to. We’re all fucked up. It’s okay.