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lovintheorange
lovintheorange
You forgot about the two teachers who left their loaded guns in bathrooms! One was picked up and fired into the wall by a drunk homeless man ( http://time.com/5237817/parkland-marjory-stoneman-teacher-gun/ even more egregious as this was a teacher IN PARKLAND) and one was found by the elementary school students ( https…
I humbly nominate “Buffalo Sub Guy” for the most suburban disagreement ever: https://buffalonews.com/2018/05/01/one-year-later-the-tonawanda-sub-eater-sticks-to-his-routine/
calling transgenderism a “cult” and implying, without evidence, that kids are peer pressured into becoming trans.
Neymar is the second-best player in the world
Going to Getty Images for sexy pictures is the modern descendent of the Sears catalog underwear section.
Can someone explain what happened on the Swedish 3-on-1 at the end of the game? The whistle blew and play went the other way, and I must’ve missed the explanation why. Offsides pass? Seemed like a sure-fire goal situation that would’ve given the Swedes the lead and knocked Germany out and I never heard why it never…
Best part is that poor Polish defender lazily watching it curl around him.
I bite into a burrito and watch it unravel in .386 seconds and thus find myself technically with a burrito bowl sans an actual bowl
Mejia-Mejia
AP Stylebook really needs to step in on proper formatting for “chud.” I believe it should be C.H.U.D. or at least CHUD, as I presume it’s a reference to the horror movie. But, has it become used enough to be considered its own word rather than an ackronym? Get on it, AP! I demand consistency!
Gaerythé
Even worse, he’s a flightless bird from the Galapagos, meaning he’s an actual immigrant from South America. I may or may not already be having a field day on Facebook with this.
Definitely thought, for a brief moment, that there was someone taking a shit behind the screen.
The Flying V is massive interference, but the Ducks never got a penalty. Based on this hard evidence, I believe the Ring of Protection will work.
Please tell me everyone else got confused by the Handmaid’s Tale ad thinking it was another video of red-robed Caps fans for a second.
Conspiracy Theory: This is all a bizarre angle to try and get appointed to Trump’s Cabinet.