Ah yes, a 71-year-old man who hates children knows that the way to reach “the kids” is to put scary pictures on a dying medium they no longer use. It’s fool-proof.

Love Larry! Great dude and great musician. I’ve opened for him two or three times (with prior bands, not the current). And indeed we are on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0fYtAPt0LSM1B6us3ESFhr

Irish rock stuff (a la Flogging Molly). It’s a style we both enjoy, at least. If I was a death metal guitarist I’m betting she’d just stay home haha

Wrong character/actress, but I will star any Arrested Development reference pretty much... (“Her?” is one of the evil exes, not the bandmate)

Guy in a band here, and I think it’s more on the dude to make sure it’s clear that she doesn’t have to come to every show to qualify as a supportive SO. My wife comes to about 1 out of 4 shows and that’s plenty. She’s heard us play it all before, I’m too busy to hang out with her much, it’s loud and takes forever, it…

There’s nobody I’d rather go to war with than IT.

I went on a search for some Lovecraft quotes because I thought that would be funny, but instead stumbled upon a 6,000-word treatise he wrote on why cats and cat people are superior to dogs and dog people. It is... it is really something.

I was in Dallas Wednesday night for a conference and the place I stopped for dinner was showing the Dallas team’s match. There was a considerable group there specifically to watch it, and they cheered and moaned at the action as if watching a standard sports game. It was very strange and very cool.

“$5,000 will not even buy a decent chair.”

I saw Okafor at Shake Shack in NYC right around when the injury happened. His girlfriend (wife?) called him “Meck” which is both a great nickname and how I figured out who that extremely tall man was. There is no purpose to sharing this story as it’s neither interesting nor impressive, yet here you are reading it all…

what the heck is the point of non-alcoholic beer? 

Fuck you, Jobu

Here’s the thing I don’t get about the “We aren’t powerful enough to be the cause of climate change!” shit... So, we’re not causing it, sure fine whatever... but don’t you want to, like... make sure we can still live here for a few more years? Like, even if I accept your conceit that humans are not affecting this (I…

‘Why are you even talking, Stedman? Stedman why are you talking?’

Colonel Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn’t tell us?
[he tries to slap him again; Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him]
Professor Henry Jones: It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

Obviously I hate a lot of Trump’s tics, but I think my least favorite is his insistence that everyone agrees with him. “I think everyone would agree that she deserves it and nobody feels sorry for her” ... Nah, man. We can’t agree on that.

the changes are being made for “clarity.”

“I’m basically Homer” is the biggest self-own of all time. You realize you’re supposed to laugh at his stupidity, not relate to him, right?