Goddamn it, I shouldn’t get this joke.

I know when I want to discuss the intrinsic value of expression via sculpture and the overly judgmental nature of critics, my first stop is the Deadspin comments section.

The real story here is that Hannah apparently has no idea what a moose looks like.

This is the guy who Skyped in from elsewhere in the building so he didn’t have to face the press in person. He’s terrified of them and will avoid the press room at all costs.

The opportunist can be dealt with by making your way opportune. The true believers like Pence and Cruz, there is no way to stop them besides outright defeating them. They honestly believe God himself wants them to do what they’re doing, and put them there to do it.

Matt Dalton was asked to remove an image of sixteenth-century war hero Admiral Yi Sun-shin from his mask because it was deemed too political.

anti-white supremacist folks

“Hey sweetie, could you pass the salt? Also, I never had sex with Marlon Brando, in case that ever comes up.”

It is, it’s just at a funny angle. You can see the blue lines on the snow, which mark distance and make the slope move visible.

I watched this entire thing live (whoops, gave them what they wanted...) and trust me: Nobody was hurt DESPITE the FIS’ decision, not because the decision was right. There were some really dangerous crashes that never would’ve happened in better conditions.

Shame on you for publishing something so derogatory

Casual fan here who hasn’t watched a front-to-back UFC card in years (used to go to bars or get together with friends for PPVs in the mid to late 2000s all the time). Reasons I no longer watch:

Never fails.

Who wears a Toronto Raptors hat to a Tampa-Edmonton game?

*cue David Attenborough voiceover*

Well now I at least understand his awful fashion choices ... I didn’t know shit about his most recent album until I read this. The consensus in the room of the one song off it he performed was “Oh, that’s a Timberlake song?”

Doesn’t it make it worse that they did it in his hometown? He didn’t care for this artist, and considered using artists after their death “demonic,” and then they did it right on his own home turf.

White dude who was surrounded by white folks of varying ages, backgrounds and political persuasions here. The reaction at my particular event (anecdotal, I know, but still) was a unanimous “Oh nooooooooo...”