Deadspin’s lack of coverage of the Pats player who tried to leap over a defender and got tackled by the penis is, frankly, shameful.

Right, but he didn’t try. I’m standing between you and Ireland right now, but I’m not preventing you from going to Ireland.

officials didn’t believe he worked hard enough to get back into position on the play, which, c’mon.

I say this about colleges and countries: Wanting to improve something doesn’t mean you hate it. It means you love it.

Ala... bama... ?!

we are cognizant and sensitive to both sides of the discussion.

Yep. The current network TV lineup:

My very conservative father wouldn’t let me watch Captain Planet because he thought he was gay, and also that environmental programming was propaganda.

Anyone knows that Wisconsin isn’t famous for beagles

From the CNN article on Moore refusing to concede:

As a Buffalo fan, it’s the close games without a doubt. Outside of Don Beebe chasing down Leon Lett, I couldn’t tell you a single detail about those two Cowboys Super Bowls. But Wide Right? No Goal? My brain has preserved perfect reels of each to play in my head whenever it wants me to feel like shit.

If I’m writing/editing, I can’t have anything that requires active listening so almost anything with lyrics is out (except, for some reason, Beirut). In that case, lots of instrumentals. If I’m designing or doing brainless data entry, I’ll do punk rock or a podcast of some kind (usually a D&D game for some reason,…

One of my favorite recipes to make is a smoked meat loaf on the grill. Glaze it with BBQ sauce then smoke it 1-2 hours so the sauce reduces to a crust on the outside and it’s got a smoke ring like a friggin’ pork shoulder... Goddamn, why aren’t I making THAT for dinner tonight?

I am convinced to this day that my gym teacher fudged my numbers so I could pass. The optimist in me says he wanted to make a 5th grader feel good about himself; the pessimist in me says he was super sick of me asking to take the trials over and over again. Either way, thanks for lying and making a 5th grader feel a…

You’re welcome, Armmmmm I MEAN... Principal Skinner

Wait, are real Roy Rodgers restaurants not crap? Because I’ve only seen them at I-90 rest stops in New York and they’re atrociously bad.

I highly recommend this Daily Show bit from a few years ago, chronicling Christie’s veto of a bill that over 90% of New Jersey residents supported and passed bi-partisanly (passed 32-1 in the senate)... because it wouldn’t play well in Iowa for his presidential run. Essentially he turned his back on his own…

The fist pump when he successfully opens a banana is the same thing I do every time I complete a totally benign task.

Russia & the world is laughing at the stupidity they are witnessing.