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✝😢 - John 11:35

We are truly in the darkest timeline.

Somebody’s doing the groping.

I guarantee that you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about, since a) I have used similar language in essay papers and b) regionalisms are perfectly acceptable in a fuckload of contexts. One more time, since this seems to keep going over your head: there is no one variety of American English. But keep living in

Also, just because it’s used for a long time does not make it “valid english”.

Finna is not a “word trend”. Finna has been used for over a century in the South. It’s completely valid English, unless for some strange reason you think only one variety of American English exists.

Any kind of turnover beats any kind of sandwich. Fillings belong in pouches, not precariously wedged between two flat planks of dry starch with no form of spillover protection.

Any particular reason we need to celebrate racist trash just because it’s old? This garbage belongs on the dunghill of history. If that applies to most contemporary work of the period, so be it. No great loss.

“How stupid are the people of Iowa? How stupid are the people of the country?”

Things I’d watch on an all-robot sports channel:

Given the police propensity for misidentifying wallets, phones, and bare hands, somehow I don’t think it really makes a difference. But point taken.

It would seem to make more sense for the more lethal weapon to be required to have Hot Wheels racing stripes. Assuming that it is indeed a requirement.

Nice, but are tasers required by law to have those dumb yellow markings, and if so why?

I feel like there should be a distinction between 1) actual trolls like Ken M and David Thorne, and 2) the neckbearded, basement-dwelling denizens of 4chan, YouTube, the more mildewy, smegma-coated corners of reddit and the cavefish in the grey depths right here on Kinja, who just fling around slurs like orangutan

Damn my dyslexia! My dab.

Not really, about half of all Trinidadians are of Indian origin. Nicki Minaj also has some Indian heritage.

“When Madonna staggered into the station, she was distraught, crying, with makeup smeared all over her face. I hardly recognized her as Madonna, the singer. She was weeping, her lip was bleeding and she was all marked up. She had obviously been struck. This was a woman in trouble, no doubt about it.”

Gawker is a liberal media outlet. Get the fuck over it.