Do you lie down on your tummy and kick your heels while you’re colouring? Bonus zen points for cocking your head side to side and humming.

Hell we can’t even find all the dinosaurs still alive today. We just discovered two new bird species in 2014, even with the added benefit of them not being buried under tons of rock.

Having a fucking phone out is not “disruptive”. And it certainly doesn’t justify a fully-grown Neanderthal assaulting a female minor. Calling the Neanderthal in because a child had a phone out was ultimately far more disruptive than simply continuing the lesson. I’m more concerned about tax dollars funding this…

It says nowhere in any source that she was using her phone. She had her phone on the desk. That was why she got bodyslammed. Because she had her phone on the desk.

One step closer to that massive proposed Sahara solar farm which could theoretically power all of Africa and Europe. Great stuff, but it’s pretty funny to me that some of our most advanced energy technologies, including Gen III nuclear reactors, still boil down to steampunk.

I thought the same, but a closer look disabused me of that notion with the quickness. Policy-wise, Rubio is one of the very worst Republican candidates in the field, rhetoric aside. I’m basically left of Bernie and I still align more with fucking Huckabee on the issues than I do Rubio, 18% to 4% according to…

I think Chromecast has a Cast This Tab option for Chrome.

I’m from a country that has been murder capital of the world several times and there has NEVER been a mass shooting of this kind. Yet Americans now seem to consider it a fact of life. It’s bizarre.

I tip $15 for each hour or part thereof that I’m at a table, regardless of service or meal cost. Fixing a server’s income to a percentage of the cost of a meal is arbitrary and ridiculous.

But can it unbreak my heart?

I’d like to see a study of what percentage of the homeless consider themselves conservatives. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

One would think it common-fucking-sense that welcoming new citizens with open arms will bring more positive results than meeting them with fear and hate.

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Not as convenient. Many things that we choose to do are more convenient in the short term. That doesn’t make them better.

It’s Shep, he gets a pass. He gave this great rant on air yesterday about people criticizing the Pope for being too ‘political’:

They’re just land shrimp. Looks delicious when you realize that.

The first season was so brilliantly subversive I wondered how it ever got greenlit even for Canadian television. I get the feeling the subsequent seasons were written in mind for the US market with less focus on the anti-corporate theme and more on the science fictional elements. Still a great show.

I smell a 2016 Ig Nobel Prize.

I’m fine with intelligent benevolent dictatorship. So A.I. overlords it is then.

The only books we definitely know to be in Donald Trump’s possession are the Bible, The Art of the Deal, and My New Order by Adolf Hitler. He has only shown evidence of reading two of the three.