“I think there’s no question that when you say that there are no barriers in the bathroom, and that if men or women feel like they are men or women, the opposition of however they are equipped, and you have no restrictions, the net effect will be that people will not be stopped,”

I should be more surprised by the number of people who didn’t read the last paragraph at all.

I hope you end up resolving your anxiety with psychiatric care, but I know what you mean about the band-aid making it possible for that to happen - I’ve got anxiety around leaving the house and having left appliances on (which will malfunction and burn down the house, naturally). I got some smart appliances that…

Is your doctor my doctor? The surgeon I consulted with was just like “Yep, it’s just your boobs. It’s annoying to worry but they’re not right or wrong, they’re just you. They’ll probably be less dense as you age but you just have really dense and lumpy tissue.”

And OMG I feel like Ole Lumpy gets angry sometimes, too!…

Thanks, you too! The doctors just think it’s just that I have lumpy boobs. So. My right one got the nickname “’Ole Lumpy” and my left one got the nickname “Troll Boob” so at least something good came out of it. I mean my boyfriend hasn’t touched them since Ole Lumpy reared his ugly head but. At least they have names…

Not sure if it’s gross or not, but I found a lump in my boob in January and ended up having both a mammogram (my first) and an ultrasound on both of my breasts in February.

Say what you will, but “I’m So Excited” is the highlight of my running playlist.

I liked LeBron the best when he starred in Rehab Addict with Nicole Curtis. I believe this was his best role.

If we don’t get a Foodspin post I’m legit leading a revolt.

FOODSPIN OR GTFO, BURNEKO.

Is that a new haircut for TayTay?

Deadspin scooped you on this one, Barry. It was in this morning’s Sportsbag.

Merlan (can I call you that? you can call me “shitass”), I’m dying over “Lindbergh baby.” I am going to do zero work today.

Right? I love this. I haven’t commented this much in like 2 years.

I’m so excited - Bobby did Dirtbag on Deadspin and finally I got to contribute the one comment I know every Jezebel reader loves - “Who are these people?”

“Sigh. Who are all these people?”

OH THANK GOD DIRTBAG IS HERE.

You’re a goddamned hero. I wish baby showers were boozy, much more tolerable.

I like this joke. Deadspin commenters do +1 or something, right? How about I just pull you out of the greys.

Would love that.