I looooooooove Toni Colette and will absolutely be watching this. But what’s with the weird mouth click sounds in the trailer? I hope that doesn’t happen throughout the film cuz that sound would ruin the movie for me. I hate certain mouth sounds - they make me inexplicably angry. Or maybe that’s the point?!

Good point. I do enjoy a drink now and again, but drinking alcohol is the opposite of detoxing. It is toxing.

and a thought-leader unafraid to ask questions.

Bush was a shitty president, yes.

I’ve never felt so seen in my whole life. I had the books, but never a doll no matter how many hours I spent pouring over the catalog.

She is a gorram DELIGHT...

Lol Wrong

I am that weirdo that still eats American cheese at 38 years old. But only on grilled cheese sandwiches. I typically don’t put cheese on a sandwich, and if I do, it’s provolone, butterkase, or colby jack.

I need to learn more about this Wawa. It’s fun to say and to type.

There is an acceptable use of american cheese and it is: melted between two slices of fried, buttered white bread, cut on the diagonal, and dipped into a tomato- and/or clam-based soup.

You’re right; there will be the language police blowback you describe. But how can people judge how far we’ve come (and have to go) without seeing how awful things were?

“The three Heathers are incredibly powerful and ruling the school; they’re the people you would want to be. In the original film, the Heathers were the ones I always loved, and it’s the same with the series. The Heathers are the aspirational characters.[That the Heathers are the villains is] the underlying thesis of…

Exactly.

A teen dramedy about a traditionally pretty blonde white girl taking her power back from a fat chick, a black girl and a gay dude, as the adults marvel how crazy it is that people like her aren’t already at the top of the pyramid. What could go wrong?

I’d trade wedding cake for a piece of Swiss Gruyere from Neuchâtel anyday. And top it off with some creamy fresh goat cheese and hard Manchego....mmm

they have already violated you in a very profound way.

How do they get her to keep her hair so neat?! My daughter is 2 as well, and her hair is always a static-y, mullet-y, occasionally snotty mess. Sigh.

Also, the rhythm method can only be minimally effective, considering how bodies aren’t machines and can’t be expected to act in the exact same manner every month without fail. Sperm live for a certain amount of time, eggs might not release when we think they will, cycles change. That’s just how it is.

This. I mean, it’s basically a tech-ified version of the rhythm method, and we know how well that’s worked out for Catholics around the world.

It worked for Robert Durst, after all!