Y’all, go make a will. Now. Even if your assets are minimal or just bunch of books and shoes. In many states you just need to write it on your own and simply take it to a bank to have it notarized for free. You will save your loved ones, friends or family, lots of headaches.

Ah. Another member of the prematurely dead parents club. As someone who has a similar lack of charity around grief because of my own unarticulated loss, I really appreciated this article. Funny how tears come more easily for someone you didn't know personally but felt connected to nonetheless.

A lot of women will wear a too large band on the smallest hook while the band fits too loose, and assume that is how it is supposed to be. Instead, you should start your bra on the outside hooks, moving in as the bra stretches. And, it should be a little tight to offer support.

I am also a 42 B and got treated like a freak when I got fitted last summer. I mean, I wear regular, off-the-rack clothes, so my proportions can’t be that odd. It was the looking for high boots situation all over again. Rather than stock sizes that many women say they need, salespeople treat you badly.

Mine got bigger for kids and the skin stayed but there’s no volume. They are just two big empty bags, swinging in the breeze. Need boob tuck.

“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

There’s something depressing to me about a woman, who advocates being free and open and honest, then goes home and is just fine with being told to shut up (in front of her co-workers no less) by her husband. I mean it must be working for them but I found it sad to watch.

yeah, i am chasing my eyeballs that rolled out of my fucking head. oof.

Just the lack of critical thinking is incredible, just raw data (that I would LOVE to see sourced) regurgitated into law. Noone asked WHY the numbers were so different? Maybe is has to do with the socio-economical death-trap most minorities are in, maybe the school district they attend doesn’t cover safe sex? Not to…

I am Cornish and it is not too cold in Cornwall in autumn for Aidan Turner to get his nips out. Rpt: not too cold. Debbie Horsfield is made of duplicity and sin.

Congratulations on your imaginary acts of compassion. There are not-so wealthy people whose day jobs involve doing exactly that. And there are very wealthy people who understand that when you perform an act of kindness or compassion, you keep your damn mouth shut about it. because wanting everyone to think you’re a…

I thought I was too young for Botox but then I was at my dermatologists office and the women in the Botox poster were clearly younger than me. I'm still sad and traumatized.

I feel like “Diva Cup” needs to be in there somewhere.

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Enjoy that wine and pasta because I mean:

Because it’s so hard maybe? It’s a status symbol? Like how being fat was once and still is in some places a status symbol in some cultures because it signifies you have the time/money to eat and not exercise (same with soft hands and being super pale). Now it’s being super skinny and toned because it means you have…

Why the fuck doesn’t your husband help you more?! And he works from home, so no commute?! I’m... very angry at him on your behalf, did he start actually helping you out or did he just shut up about exercise, because that is not enough.

“My excuse? Pizza and beer are delicious, working out sucks, and I like myself enough to not engage in constant self-punishment for the approval of others. It’s a pretty fucking great excuse. What’s your excuse for being a judgemental cock?”

Pretty much. And if it was some sort of weird mandatory requirement to be as solid as a rock, my excuse would be that I like life too much. I need time for reading, singing, piano, baking, wine and chats. I like these things and they make me happy. They make me happier than rock body would.