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No kidding!!! For all that Samantha is hilarious, the only semi-normal woman on there is Miranda...

That winking frowny face is very disorienting.

Agreed... but I will never not love Miranda eating chocolate cake out of the garbage can :)

Eh, she had her moments, but Samantha was the indisputable best. Carrie and Charlotte could get lost as far as I’m concerned.

I won’t call her out on the affair—he broke vows, she didn’t. She owes nothing to another person’s marriage. That said, the way she taunted the first wife was borderline sociopathic.

Yes.

He’s a nice guy who can dance? That makes this even more outrageous!!!!

My bf and I went to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem on Christmas Eve. It’s supposedly where Jesus was buried- it’s a fairly big deal among several different faiths/denominations. Firstly, I’d never noticed how much my bf cursed before that. Every minute or two he’d point at something and say, “Jesus…

My father was a real prick. He immigrated to America from Hungary after the revolution failed and Russia got a little uhhhhhh shall we say heavy handed in their approach. Because of this he was kinda looked down on as “that weird immigrant kid”, didn’t date, didn’t have a TON of friends, etc. . When I was in high…

You know what’s a good time for breaking out the sacrilege? A funeral!

I grew up in a conservative religious family, but after college, my views diverged heavily from my parents’ (which is to say, I came out as a pansexual atheist). My older sister did not diverge. She doubled down, and even married a pastor. My family wasn’t pleased when I told them I was planning to move in with my…

Me. Today. I was preoccupied, my mother-in-law is sick and my husband is up there with her, I’m scrambling for work, I had a fairly important business prospecting lunch that I was worried about, there was a suspected gas leak in the building, my dog decided that he wasn’t housetrained anymore so I ran him outside.…

My husband and I toured the Paris Catacombs. It was one of the pivotal experiences in my life - I emerged with a profound acceptance of my own mortality, along with some insight into the darker side of human nature. While we were in there, we saw a woman (an American, sunnysunny-blond, moneyed, extremely entitled) pry…

Not that this was at a sacred place, but I feel like it still fits.

This is pretty minor. When I was 15 or so, my brother was 10, and our mom took us on a trip to Austria, Italy, and France. We saw a lot of cathedrals. My brother reeeeeally liked the crucifixes everywhere and bought a big one to wear around his neck from one of the gift shops. We’re not religious, he just thought it…

I guess this counts as sacrilegious, but funny, stupid and blown out of proportion. My aunt used to be a nun, and she left the convent, married a Jew and converted. My Babcia was hosting Thanksgiving at her house, and my aunt made a huge deal out of having a kosher turkey for her husband and in-laws. It was important,…

Me and my sisters went to catholic school for a year when we were little because we were living in an area where my parents didn’t feel great about the public schools. (We’re not catholic.)

I got my butt groped multiple times at the Vatican ON Easter Sunday at mass. I was 14.

Mine is pretty tame. When I was into Jesus (lol I WAS A CHILD, OK?) I went on a bus trip to this giant Presbyterian Bible Camp at Purdue University the summer between sophomore and jr. year (ETA: of high school, NOT college). Besides the Jesus stuff, it was actually fun - the daily services were mostly huge…