This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access

The 4:57 mark when Ricky asks, “Do you know how many times I’ve been messed with by cops just for being black?”... and the officer behind him, moves up closer behind Ricky, looks at his buddies, and is seemingly fully prepared to whip something right off his gear belt.

If you took all the race descriptors away, no one would have lied about him being in anyone’s yard.

You’re renting your TV from a different Aaron.

Normally, I’d say that’s a waste of a TV. But this guy will probably just mount it on his wall.

I mean, how can a Cowboys fan be surprised by a post-season loss?

Trevor Noah has improved, but Seth Meyers has been doing this longer. I feel like years of weekend update was practice for stuff like this.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Counterpoint: Ryan Gosling is fine and all of those movies are fine or good.

Mel Gray was my high school football coach. Nice man, decent coach. Never bragged about his career

You’ve rather missed the point, much like Jordan did.

This situation is *exactly* the reason the Founders created the Electoral College in the first place. And honestly, if a candidate as manifestly unqualified as Trump doesn’t trigger the EC into action, then it basically has no reason to continue to exist ...

The will of the people is the popular vote. The electoral college is specifically spurning the will of the people by voting for Trump.

Foolish mistake, really. I prefer to manage my Crohn’s disease by beating my wife and my boss only suspended me two days

“Instead they suspend him for 5/8ths of a season”

just set up a salad bar outside and get about 15 of us and he’ll give in right away

Someone please remind me how many games Ray Rice got for knocking his fiance unconscious? JUST CURIOUS.

So he was smoking the Crohnic?

A significant part is looking at who he chose for his VP. Aside from that, and his seeming relative lack of personal animosity towards LGBT people, a Republican administration is more than just the President (as is a Democratic one). It’s also looking at the kind of people who he says he’ll appoint as federal judges…

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.