“Obama’s speech choices are getting more Malcolm X than MLK... or maybe they always have been on the sly, and I didn’t notice?”

Contestant: [watches video above]

Here’s what’s frustrating about this: We already knew he was a racist. He’s already dehumanized black americans, latino americans, muslim americans. He’s a racist.

I know it’s a story where the punchline writes itself, but I hope people will also remember that good humor punches up, not down.

I think you’re overestimating what it takes to have a one-off competitive tournament if you still have the freakish hand-eye coordination and muscle memory required to have a good short game. I’m sure there are guys with worse overall bodily health who have overcompensated elsewhere and contended, I want to say…

“Hi, welcome to Fresh Air. I’m Terry Gross. You may know Jesus of Nazareth from his kicking the moneylenders out of the temple or possibly from his biographical anthology, The Bible. Jesus, welcome to the program.”

“He could speak at schools, donate money....” You know he doesn’t do this? I believe he just talked about a million dollar donation he was making, you can do more than one thing you know? “Organize protests, join protests...” ummmm, that’s exactly what he is doing here, you just don’t like WHEN he’s doing it, here’s a…

Hi. Thank you for being so open and honest and how you feel. We should be having discussions like this.

that was way too many words to say “if you don’t agree with my narrow world view, you suck.”

Counterpoint: All of the alternate methods you mentioned do one of two things:

Black on Black Crime? Check.

We’re actually passing on a lot of the worst takes.

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

I can't get the video to work, and I don't know these guys by their names. Will someone tell me what color they are so I can form my opinion?

And, sadly enough, you know damn well she’s gonna get said gig, too. 50 internet dollars says they were dialing her number before the Skrillex intro music faded out.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

WHAT THE FUCK WEBSITE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE ON, WE PUBLISHED BRETT FAVRE’S DICK SIX YEARS AGO FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

I am a white woman. I have no stake in this. But, as a swimmer, I am crying. Do you know the odds she had to win this? SLIM TO NONE. She got 2nd at trials! She didn’t even win US trials! She beat the world record holder and her 2015 world champion in the event sister! She is an amazing woman and we are lucky to be…